Steal the cookie game

[53miner53]

I pull out a lightsaber and battle you for the cookie. I cut your lightsaber in half and take the cookie.

my cookie.

[TopHeavy11]

The force of the impossibility of cutting a lightsaber in half knocks you back, and I snatch the cookie in mid-air.

My cookies.

[Tex]

I look you straight in the eye, and you are powerless to stop me as I slowly pluck the cookie from your fingers and walk away.

My cookie.

[qzgy]

I dig a pit and wait for you to fall. Due to cartoon physics, you stay for a while before my trained pigeons takes you cookie.

My cookie. I have pigeons....

[kerbiloid]

Pigeons eat the cookie, get heavy and fall down into the pit together with him.

Previous poster's heavy pigeons with cookie inside.

[TopHeavy11]

Luckily they are TopHeavy (TM) and fall upwards out of the pit and into my hand. I then wait for...well. you know...and reconstruct the cookie in a completely edible state.

My pigeons and cookie.

[qzgy]

I hire assassin cats to drug you and reclaim my pigeons and cookie.

[Tex]

I do this to your pigeons.

My cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Zombie pigeons come to you for their cookie.

[0111narwhalz]

I channel my inner Isaac Clarke. There are no more zombie pigeons. I pick the cookie up from the ground where the terrified Tex dropped it.

My cookie.

[qzgy]

A trained strike force of guinea pigs come to your house and change the fact of your existence. The cookie is left for me to take.

My cookie.

[0111narwhalz]

The New Guinea Police Officers' Union sues you for defamatory speech. The court finds you guilty. Your fine is one cookie.

Union's cookie.

[Tex]

After my failed business, I secured a job as an official in the Union. Unfortunately, I am corrupt and embezzle the cookie.

My cookie.

[53miner53]

You are fired from the union due to your embezzlement of the cookie. I replace you and am payed a cookie for my first day on the job.

[kerbiloid]

And now you can pay your fee to the landlord.

His cookie.

[qzgy]

Luckily, I am said landlord. I keep cookie.

[Xorth Tanovar]

I am the Tax Man! Your tax is exactly 1 cookie.

My cookie

[WinkAllKerb'']

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i use my i don't watch the info but when im forced to by someone that get me out of my cell so i go over my 0.7 lunch a day

my oh thoos "animal" don't like ntmf ... and you figure it just now ? as far as i m concerned with this the last 9 years ... 

my cookies

[Tex]

When doing my taxes, I found that I had actually incrementally paid more during the year, and my tax return just so happens to be one cookie.

My cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Happy and generous, you give this cookie to a volunteer squad behind your door.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Good thing I posed as a volunteer.

 

My Cookie!

[53miner53]

I bake a new cookie and bring it to a secret underground base at unknown coordinates on the Moon.

my cookie

[kerbiloid]

You get shocked realizing that somebody has stolen it even there.

[MiffedStarfish]

You in turn are shocked that I stole it before they realised you'd stolen it.

[53miner53]

I recover from my shock, grab the cookie, bring it into my space suit with me, seal my space suit and deprresurise the base. And leave for Jupiter on a spacecraft. 

My cookie and very obvious secret moon base on the far side of the moon.