Joseph Kerman

Destroy the object above you.

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Basically, all you have to do is announce an object to destroy the thing above you.

 

 

Example:

 

User-001: Rock

User-002: I destroy rock with paper.

User-007: I destroy paper with scissors.

User-003: I destroy scissors with James Bond.

etc.

 

I start. Rock.

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I destroy rock with a large mob of classical music amateur.
 

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Lighter burns the paper

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Iron oxide and aluminum dust smothers the lighter.

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Another lighter burns those

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Hammer crushes the lighter.

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bigger hammer crushes hammer

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Hela crushes bigger hammer.

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I destroy Hela with a precise blow from a chisel. Right down the hairline crack.

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I melt chisel in volcano.

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I freeze volcano with your heart.

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I break it with a hammer

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Posted (edited)

I bring the hammer to orbit, attach it to a small SRB, and use reentry heating to destroy it. The SRB case survives reentry somehow.

Edited by 53miner53

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Posted (edited)

I destroy SRB's with Jeb

Edited by Joseph Kerman

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Destroy Jeb with RUD

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Prevent RUD with struts.

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I break your struts with a simple decoupler.

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I make stock hinge so that it is still attached (sorta)

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I use physical time warp while flying around with your stock hinge. As soon as I go back to 1x speed your hinge simply falls off the craft and then explodes. 

Now someone's going to counter this with either the kraken or quickload, aren't they? :/ 

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I destroy the anomaly with the Kraken.

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I destroy kraken with a cup of coffee spilt on the keyboard

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I destroy the cup of coffee with an explosive mixture of LH2 LOX

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how can we continue? The machine is destroyed too!

Energy

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I find a perpetual motion machine. Breaks one of the laws of thermodynamics

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