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    Watching the watchmen. And watchwomen. Watching the watchwomen, that is. I don't watch women. Well, I do, but only because I watch the watchwomen and the watchwomen I watch are women.

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  2. No, I want my own potato. Why do I have a tomato? I specifically asked for a potato.
  3. Because the broth is thin. Why can't I have a potato?
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  6. "The first line should have eight or nine syllables to fit the time. The second and fifth- From a clever wordsmith- Should follow the same paradigm. The other two lines of the poem, Have structure too, but you must know'm. And there you should strive To only have five Syllables," said Jeroboam.
  7. This thread's making @Snark quite upset, Because some of the limericks don't get How to follow the pattern (With digressions on Saturn) That A/A/B/B/A preset.
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  11. I like to post in this thread, But the praise sometimes gets to my head. For instance, ColdJ Had the gumption to say That I should be a poet instead.
  12. Conventional limerick schemes Have three rhymes, with two in between. And if you depart From traditional art You'll get sent into Kerbol by Gene!
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