Laythe Squid

This we do not speak of...R.I.P. Sanny Kerman

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And thus begins a 50-year old geopolitical chess match.

THE FRUGAL KERBAL'S INTERPLANETARY TRAVEL GUIDE Ah, the Kerbol System. It's a wonderland of different planets and moons, from icy Eeloo to sun-blasted Moho and everywhere in between In the past, you could only travel to space if you were a kerbonaut or a billionaire, but all that has changed with the advent of faster, more efficient, and cheaper propulsion systems. Now anyone can tour the Kerbol System. There's a problem though...space flight is still costly, and many Kerbals never take a vacation off-planet, believing it would bankrupt them. This belief is wrong. In this guide i'll be covering the best vacation options for the middle-class Kerbal. I'll start by covering suborbital and orbital tourism, then move out to Mun and Minmus. This will be followed by the inner planets, then Dres and the Dresteroid belt, then chapters on Jool and its moons, then finally a chapter on Eeloo. Each chapter will discuss the best spots to visit, places to stay, things to do, and risks of each destination.

I would like to see that.

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Nein. @The Minmus Derp

Nuclear alarm sirens. I shall scare the zombies.

I send in the transparent kebabs to destroy your hill. My kebab-filled crater

How about underwater cities on Laythe?

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I can't figure this out. If anyone knows something, tell me.

Energetic? Check. Massive? Check. CamwiseKerski will be around some asteroids in the near future. Get ready for problems. Will

Floor 1963: There's a star in the room. You move on.

out

All hail Sanny Kerman.

I've located three of these LDBWs in the United States. In the early 2010s, I detected major fluctuations from the one in the Pacific Northwest

All of Duty-All must do their duty. Only in broken english.

PROLOGUE The watchers circled a planet slowly. It was once a living world. Now it was an airless ball of molten rock. The watchers had seen it change over the billions of years since they were created. In the early days they observed as life adapted to the changing environment. They saw the oceans retreat and evaporate, and they saw species go extinct one by one, until there was no life left. They watched as the planet's atmosphere became thick with water vapor clouds, and saw the water clouds dissapear as they were split into hydrogen and oxygen by radiation. The hydrogen was lost to space. The rest of the atmosphere was blown away by solar wind soon after. They watched as the planet melted. The end was coming. In about two billion years the planet would be swallowed by its sun. This world was all that remained of a once thriving planet called Kerbin.

Wow! I'm writing a story about this!

I think we may have another contender. Night Vale.

Kerbin is round, but the KSP is still LYING! Kerbin's "magical density" is just a way to raise funds. They launch rockets that release hallucinogenic fumes so the horizon curves much lower than it should. In fact, Kerbin is 10 times bigger than we are told.

Moral Kombat-Who has the best morals?