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Laythe Squid

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  1. PART 2-KERBIN It had been 96 years since the beginning of STICK, and 87 years since the beginning of the Forever War. STICK, in the beginning, burst into space. By the end of year one, they had established a complex chain of stations and colonies around and on Kerbin, the Mun, and Minmus, to mine ore and bring it back to Kerbin. By the end of year two, there was a thousand-kerbal colony on Duna, with Ike being mined. There was also three mining colonies on Gilly and a small outpost in Eve's upper atmosphere, for research. By the end of year three, Moho, Eve, and Dres had been colonized, and crewed missions were being launched into the Joolian system, which was colonized by year four. By year five, even distant Eeloo had been colonized. That was when things started to go wrong. In year six, Duna began to push for independence. In yera seven, Eve and and Gilly started competing with each other for profit. Kerbin attempted to stop it, but could'nt. By year nine, all the colonies beyond the Kerbin system were independent. As each one began to look for more resources, war broke out.The Forever War had begun.
  2. Hey KAL,do you know what happened to @lajoswinkler?

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    2. KAL 9000
    3. lajoswinkler

      lajoswinkler

      What's going on? What's all this shouting, we'll have no trouble here?!

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    4. Laythe Squid

      Laythe Squid

      Good. I was worried something bad had happened to you, @lajoswinkler

  3. "We forgot to add the return stage, so we changed the name of 'Mars Lander' to 'Mars Colony". Next Question!"
  4. Shame on you for being consfusing.
  5. Floor 1649: You see a sign for "upper atmosphere bungee jumping".
  6. Granted. They give @cantab a relatively merciful execution. I wish for two potatoes.
  7. I travel at light speed, stopping time.
  8. Kerbin Orbit...What would be a source of profit there? Ideas: Large "nets" scoop up cosmic dust which is processed Solar power arrays Tourism Mining passing asteroids
  9. First wish: I wish I had an inert cake. Granted, here is your cake-shaped block of solid helium. Second wish: I wish to go to mars! Granted. You die upon landing. I wish for a potato.
  10. I use solar sail cubesats to deorbit space junk
  11. I destroy the sun by cutting the orbital velocity of the solar system to zero, thus sending everything(including the sun) on a collision course with Sagittarius A*.
  12. I destroy @Ultimate Steve by creating a paradox.
  13. We Can Into Vall! We Can Into Vall! It can Into Back
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