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Kerbal pancake

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  1. I use communist software. You don't pay for it and it works like a charm it is way faster than your capitalist budget restricted software.
  2. Best to leave it in orbit capatilists crash into it due to their budget restrained technology while we communists have much superior technology
  3. What plan? Which plan do you talk about? There is no plan, no plan! where do you get these ideas?
  4. I perfected a spaceship capable of building a fleet in orbit with extraplaneatary launch pads to destroy the capatilists
  5. Hello comerade how do you do?
  6. Kerbals are allergic to this so called "money"
  7. -capturing capitalist traitors -building space gulag -launching space gulag -torturing prisoners
  8. Jool probably because I love the gas giants in our solar system because each one is unique and has a "personality". Plus jool has sick moons
  9. Welcome commerade here's is my tips for leaving duna 1 check for capatilists (they like th break your rocket) 2 choose a ascent trajectory that gets trough the thick atmosphere fast then slows down and spends more time getting to to orbital velocity in the higher atmosphere 3just get your Perigee just above the atmosphere 4 use kerbal alarm clock to find a duna-kerbin transfer window (or whatever transfer window planner thingy you want) 5 transfer 6 areobrake at kerbin (40,000km perigee) (burn all your remaining fuel facing retrograde at around 100,000 km) 7 land 8 celebrate with vodka
  10. 1 delete all your mods 2 re install your game (if you have steam right click it and click re-install) 3 if that doesent work contact me
  11. I've always tried to make large spaceships that have lots of range and aren't slow. But they're always too big or can't get into orbit
  12. There's this https://spacedock.info/mod/885/HullcamVDS Continued I'll post more if I can find some
  13. He is in the course of designing a space gulag for some capitalist traitors he captured the other day
  14. Read it while this is playing for extra chair rocking fun! It's the original version
  15. In the year 2525, if jeb is still alive If kerbals can survive, they may find In the year 3535 Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie Everything you think, do and say Is in the snacks you ate today In the year 4545 You ain't gonna need your command pod or rcs You won't find a thing to fly Nobody's gonna care if you die In the year 5555 Your arms hangin' limp at your sides Your legs got nothin' to do Mechjeb is doin' that for you In the year 6565 You won't need no kerbal engineer, won't need no VAB You'll Get your science, And your rockets too From the bottom of a long glass tube In the year 7510 If Jeb's a coming, He oughta make it back by then Maybe He'll look around Himself and say Guess it's time for explosion day In the year 8510 Jeb is gonna shake His mighty head He'll either say I'm pleased where kerbal has been Or blow it up,, and start again In the year 9595 I'm kinda wonderin' if kerbal is gonna be alive He's taken everything this old kerbin can give And he ain't put back nothing Now it's been ten thousand years kerbal has cried a billion tears For what, he never knew, now kerbal's reign is through But through eternal night, the twinkling of starlight So very far away, maybe it's only yesterday In the year 2525, if Jeb is still alive If kerbal can survive, they may find
  16. Sorry. i should have said the one I saw was wierd.... I can't go into detail but it's called structural failure
  17. Oh god the fanfics are.... I don't know how to describe it........disgusting......
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