Felsmak

Dres exists and is quite underrated.

Granted, but now every computer that runs on Windows is forced to run seven instances of its operating system simultaneously. I wish for world peace.

Granted, but look is literally all they do. They don't read them nor respond to them. I wish I had a better graphics card.

The E in the "fel" part is pronounced like the E in "beer". The A in the "smak" part is pronounced like the A in "Martin". The stress goes on the last syllable. "FELL-smack" is also fine.

True! The user below me has never been naked.

I think you took a wrong turn in Albuquerque. This isn't Reddit.

The Great Naked Space Man.

I created and unleashed a being far worse than the Deep Space Kraken.

The rocket is almost completed!

Kind of reminds me of Salad Fingers!

As the horrible person I am, I feel quite content about it, actually!

Played KSP for the first time in a very long while today. Decided to try out the new asteroid telescope thing, so I stuck one on top of an Apollo-esque spacecraft and sent Bill, Bob and Jeb on a trip they'd never return from, because I never bothered to give them a parachute. Got a lucky encounter with Eve. I said: "What the heck, why not land the capsule there? The atmosphere will slow it down enough to land without a parachute, right?" And so it begins. I am Felsmak, and this is Jackass. They burned up. Bummer.

The Great Naked Space Man's lunchbox rocket is nearing completion.