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Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

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Ok, but you die from intense amounts of radiation.

I want to be able to force the moderators to do my bidding...

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Said bidding is bidding in the auction house, and you have no control over what and how much they bid for.

My superpower shall be turning into a stapler.

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You can't think for yourself when you're transformed.

Mine is the manipulation of every boundary. Every single one.

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your brain is too large for your skull and the pressure kills you slowly and painfully.

The power to speak with machines(And have them speak back)

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at the cost of losing the ability to speak with fellow humans.

The power to chose my own power.

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you only pick useless powers, and they are never correct for the situation.

Congrats, you are Inspector Gadget.

the power to not have a power.

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Ok, you just sit there.

I want to be able to ride a cloud at 25kph and for nothing bad to happen.

What do I win now, or something? I don't know...

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Until the air heats up and evaporation happens. You know what will happen next...

The power to summon the Joolian kraken.

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you forget the command

i wish to be a kerbal space program dev

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That's not really a super power... But you have no idea what you are doing and end up destroying KSP forever.

I want to have the power of spawning any inanimate object with my hand. (Nothing too big though.)

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I hope you'll gonna like the fact that you'll be shooting rainbows out your anus everytime you move.

Mind reading.

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You can only read thoughts that are about scary images.

The power to bounce on impact like a Kerbal.

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The power to bounce on impact like a Kerbal.

You bounce because you're made of rubber, and your bones aren't ridged enough to hold you up.

The power to never need sleep.

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You never actually need to sleep but you do get incredibly tired.

The power to make food never go off.

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The ability to make food never go off your body? I'm sure you won't enjoy getting constipated and feeling stuffed up for the rest of your life...

Ability to speak any dead language without forgetting all of the languages I have learned.

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But you can only speak indo-european as well as any other language currently speaken. ultimately useless

Jet shoes that let me fly!

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