Jeb VS Chuck Norris

[spikeyhat09]

So, who would win? Chuck Norris or Jebediah Kerman? This question must be answered once and for all!

[Flixxbeatz]

Cannot vote, since Chuck Norris dominates the land while Jebediah Kerman dominates the space (including the Kraken).

[Galacticruler]

Chuck cannot die, Jeb can die but returns infinitely.

Also Jeb is a space program pilot, Chuck is just an actor.

[togfox]

Gawd, what a choice. This would be the definition of infinite energy.

[Cooly568]

Well depends on what "Chuck Norris" your talking about.

The real person? Then Jeb, he has rockets, and planes, and rocket planes.

The super cheap internet Chuck Norris? Then probably him.

[Deadpangod3]

Jeb. No matter what.

Norris would get an SRB to the face and then its straight into the kraken for him.

[Bobhendly]

Scott manely.. No further explination required, As his name decribes all that needs to be said, relation to poll or not.

[Custard Donut (In Space)]

When Jeb Kerman does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes Kerbin down, also Jeb doesn't read blue-prints, he stares at them until they give up the information, lastly, when the boogie-man goes to sleep he checks his closet for Jeb kerman.

[Tw1]

also Jeb doesn't read blue-prints, he stares at them until they give up the information,

This is my approach to doing assignments...

[Pigbear]

Jeb obviously because while Chuck Norris is this all powerful demi-god (not really but ) Jebediah Kerman is the best test pilot the universe has ever seen. He can shoot SRBs out of his fingers. He also commands the kraken.

[Fr8monkey]

Jeb rides solid rocket boosters in his free time for fun...

Chuck Norris is a right-wing whack job and a mediocre actor at best.

[mux]

Chuck has little bit more jokes made about him. Jeb can send massive spacecraft out of planetary system just by touching its landing leg...

Edited November 3, 2013 by mux
solar -> planetary

[Fr8monkey]

Plus Jeb cannot die. Just today, the craft he was in crashed on Minmus and an hour later, he was back in the lounge. Let's se Chucky do that!!!

Edited November 4, 2013 by Fr8monkey

[mrrpamplemousse]

Jeb have the sun-glasses

[NASAFanboy]

While Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the Kerbol system into intergalactic space, Jebediah can, out of pure awesomeness, can regenerate himself...

And power engines out of pure awesomeness....

And survive inter dimensional physics hiccups....

And destroy entire spacecraft with a lift of his finger....

And can summon inter dimensional objects that break the laws of physics.

[LtHeckard]

Jeb could easily light an SRB and point it at Chuck Norris. Nuff said.