Jump to content

Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!


vexx32

Recommended Posts

Granted. You turn Polandball to get a better look at it, causing the entire country of Poland to shift and destroying much of Europe. No one is pleased.

Or something like that.

I wish that I could build better rockets in KSP.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted. however, the wish isn't corrupted, and therefore i troll you by ruining your expectations!

I wish i could do normal, visible text. Aswell as not being small and bold and italic.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Of course! Don't you know anything about science? But NASA's ARM is a success and Earth is saved. Sadface.

Reverse Psychology, Mission complete.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted.

text!

but not with text.

nuuuu

terrible corruption

Granted. The Cookie Clicker machine eats it and gives it to another internet user.

I wish that the next user found a better way to corrupt my text-related wish.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted! But you instantly get teleported to the Moon. (Totally a text corruption)

I wish to have an antimatter container.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted. Instead, you are blinded with a white-hot iron poker, and writhe in agony. Your children are then brought before you, screaming in agony as they are branded like cattle. Then, we just kill them quickly. Not even we like the sound of that scream. A pity, really.

I wish for a cloud.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted, but everyone else in your immediate family dies in front of your eyes. I'm sorry, but such a dark wish needed such a dark answer.

I wish my computer had more memory to handle my mod addiction.

EDIT: Well then, I stand corrected. I guess I'm not the most horribly twisted and sinister person on this forum after all. Who knew? Also, granted but you realize that clouds are in fact not solid entities as you plummet towards the ground contemplating your impending death.

EDIT II: EDIT HARDER: Alright, I give up. Forget it. Disregard my wish entirely.

Edited by IndigoCypher00
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted but you get an electrobolt that strike yourself then some rain

I wish for a wild spider web

Granted, but everyone else in your immediate family dies in front of your eyes. I'm sorry, but such a dark wish needed such a dark answer.

I wish my computer had more memory to handle my mod addiction.

Edited by WinkAllKerb''
too late posting oops
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted, But you cant decide what to wish, so you spend the rest of your days in a catatonic state.

I wish i knew what catatonic means

EDIT: DAMMIT NINJA'D BY A MUDKIP

@THENEWwhatever

Granted, but they are explosive

somehow

I wished i could build something else in ksp that wasn't millitary in nature.

Edited by Anister
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...