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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted. You've never seen a spoder before and were too slow to spray it to death while it was climbing into your mouth. You die from respiratory damage due to Spoder Spray.

I wish I had a hollow cylinder with a giant reaction wheel, and it would have a control room.

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Granted. It comes with a TF2 Engineer cosplay kit. But the minute you put it on everyone gathers round and starts shouting "PUTDISPENSERHERE"

I wish dogecoin's price would go back up.

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Granted, but all dogecoins must be converted to bitcoins before the growth.

I wish the education system worked well.

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Granted. You do everything in the transfer properly without mechjeb, but then realize you do not have enough fuel to complete the orbit. Then, either do to an accidental pass of a moon or a sudden and random kraken attack, your spacecraft's new exit orbit plunges it into Kerbol, and you have no fuel to save your kerbals.

I wish Kerbol became a gigantic ball of cheese, still producing heat and light for Kerbin.

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Granted, but these 4* pots are not the pots you were looking for, as censoring prevented your wish from being truly granted.

I wish for some stroke of genius that gives me everything I need to get where I need to be.

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Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy decides you need to be at an arbitrary meeting, you were not late but there were no consequences.

I wish for a cow that could burn grass to make gasoline at x300 energy efficiency.

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Granted. Just before the world learns of this breakthrough, however, the governments of the world decide we don't need cows anymore, and kill all of them.

I wish that the worst part of censoring wasn't [REDACTED]

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Just a note, love the Nerd^3 quote.

Granted. Sadly, I am hard of hearing, so I send you to Tanzania.

I wish for diplomatic immunity. Everywhere.

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Granted, but "Everywhere" is not an official location, so your immunity is forfeit.

I wish that I get to finally realize my dream of being in space for a few days (at least)

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Granted. You are launched aboard a souyz to the International Space Station for a week's vacation. However while you are there the station malfunctions and they need your help to fix it. While on a difficult spacewalk to reattach one of the radiators after a debris collision broke the mounting bolts, your suit thrusters malfunction and send you onto a path that grazes the atmosphere. Of course, no worries about burning up on the way down- you'll run out of oxygen long before that, and there isn't a ship available to rescue you.

I wish these markets would behave themselves when I am not looking.

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Granted, nothing could make this rocket wobble a bit, but it completely explodes due to over heating.

I wish i wasn't so bored in class right now.

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Granted, you become excited and get sent out of class.

I wish for my master ball to fail once. JUST ONCE!

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granted. but you get something.

i wish that i could skip forward a few years so i can expirience KSP V 1.0

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granted. but you get something.

i wish that i could skip forward a few years so i can expirience KSP V 1.0

Granted, but you cannot go back once you go.

I would like a cup of Coffee.

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Granted, but you spill it all over yourself and get 2nd degree burns.

I wish i wasn't hungry

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Granted by a person who is hard-of-hearing, you are no longer Hungary but instead become Andorra.

I wish I was a Norway.

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Granted, but now you have to deal with flocks of tourists coming to see your fjords.

I wish it was easier to find good food at a low cost.

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Granted, but low means low and it costs 3 cents. Bad food now becomes a luxury.

I wish for more wishes minus twelve.

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