Dman979 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted. The fish dish served by Trish happens to be an improperly cooked puffer fish. Uh oh.I wish that I won't be ninja'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, but you ninja yourself.I wish for a non-corruptable corruptable wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted. You are corrupted.I wish I could talk in duotronic algorithms. That'd be awesome! I don't care if anyone understands me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted. Your computer hears you talking and accidentally installs a bunch of adware.I wish for a pointy sphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, but you step on it, and it causes you to get a high medical bill.I wish for the original Kerbal SpacePort to be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, but all of the mods on curse no longer exist.I wish for a coupon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, but you got it on sale.I wish for Pathmark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, a Pathmark store appears right above your head before crashing down and obliterating your bodyI wish for Reality to be more like what's on TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted. You live in 2 dimensions now.I wish my mining operation wouldn't take 13 days or longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, all ore is removed so there's no longer anything to mine.I wish someone could explain how, if the fourth dimension is time, what dimension an animated cartoon is in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted, but it's so complicated that you can't even count to 2.I wish for someone to get rid of something or someone who isn't myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Sorry, everything stays that is or isn't bolted or nailed down.I wish that Astrofox would change his name to Terrafox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 DENIED! I shall always remain as my internet "allias" Astrofox - heck I might even make it my middle name!I wish that Unity 5 was backwards compatible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted, you now learn that "backwards compatible" is a euphemism for "buggy, sloppy, and has code back from 1980's that isn't doing anything except causing memory leaks"I wish C# was never created Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted, but then KSP doesn't exist, so this forum doesn't exist, so you didn't make the post.I wish for a point in killing Jeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted. Your rockets all have nosecones.I wish me and Jayden could go to Pluto. We have ambient protection against the space around us, as well as temperature. We can also move at warp speed, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted, but you run out of snacks.I wish this thread didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windows_x_seven Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted. You now lost 53 posts from your post count, and is not known by anyone in this forum.I wish for negative light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted, but your eyes can't see it.I wish I was famous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted. You are famous. So famous in fact, that you can't even shower without crowds everywhere.I wish for a few pop tarts. I'm hungry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted, but they are stale and definitely not your favorite - they're your least favorite.I wish food wouldn't expire unless eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted. The food now expires in you, giving you horrible food poisoning constantly.I wish i was a Russian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted. You are Soviet Russian and you're also in a Gulag.I wish for a book of matches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted. A modified year book.I wish for a mountain of Pepsi to come down on me right now. I don't care if I die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurld Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Granted, but you don't die. However, your butt-cheeks and various other bits are hopelessly stuck together when it dries.I wish I could get that image out of my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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