Xorth Tanovar Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Granted. Your office is instantaneously relocated to the planet mercury. No one will come to the office now!!!!! I wish I had a candy bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 (edited) Granted. You work there for 16 hours a day I wish Jingles and Scott Manley would meet. Then we would have spaceship ships! Edited June 27, 2016 by Xannari Ferrows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Wish granted. But it's private. I wish that I WOULDN'T have a bad time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 1 hour ago, TopHeavy11 said: Wish granted. But it's private. I wish that I WOULDN'T have a bad time. Granted, you will have the worst time. I wish california would stop catching on fire all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Granted, instead it snows lead constantly. I wish to never have a migraine again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Granted! But you constantly have the flu. I wish to own my own successful space program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Granted. You receive copy of KSP. I still wish for a candy bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Xorth Tanovar said: Granted. You receive copy of KSP. I still wish for a candy bar... A bar hits you on the head, after you are unconscious ants crawl into the bar and steal all the candy. You wake up. I wish we all knew better than to wish by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Granted. That doesn't mean we stop I wish I owned a sample of Hydrogen-7 that wont immediately destroy itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Granted, it's in a container on the surface of Venus. I wish I had friends, I'm lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 24 minutes ago, DolphinDude3 said: Granted, it's in a container on the surface of Venus. I wish I had friends, I'm lonely. Granted, I wish you had friends, too, unfortunately all my wishes are answered by poisonous parasitic ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 <ERROR: Variable WISH not specified, assuming trailing statement as wish> Granted: Your poisonous/parasitic Aunt shows up and bites you. Family reunions just aren't the same anymore! I wish the waiter in the "Oh, Waiter!" thread would show up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 (edited) Granted, it appears for a plank time (5.39106 x 32 x 10-44 seconds) I wish this song was known everywhere: (in minute 2 you see a supernova!) @cubinator Edited June 29, 2016 by Q-ver KSP wrong link and detail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 What's the point in wishing for something that is already true? I wish KSP 1.2.2 will be the last release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Granted, the entire KSP community dies of sadness. I wish for a space probe with a camera to descend through Jupiter's atmosphere, we must know what it looks like down there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frybert Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Granted. It's full of jar jar binks'es I wish my Phone didn't hate me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted, your phone is a black widow spider, and has fallen in love with you. I wish the earth had more water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted. The IGN (Imagine Galaxies Network) review of Earth scores it "7.8/10 Too much water" and interstellar tourism plummets. I wish I could think of a palindrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vysionone Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) Granted. You think of negative palindromes, and think of nothing else except negative palindromes. I wish Dres had a moon with its own gravity. Edited June 30, 2016 by Vysionone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frybert Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted. It is now more popular than dres. I wish my house was already built. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobelong Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) Well, it's a haunted house. I wish for a jet that can fit in a service bay, with full autonomy and VTOL technology. Edited June 30, 2016 by Dobelong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) <Granted. It's a beautiful home indeed. However, it's about to be demolished to make way for a bypass. "You gotta build bypasses..." I wish Douglas Adams was still alive> Damn Ninja's! Granted, you are now on the set of "Stealth" only to find it's just CGI.... I still wish Douglas Adams was still alive. Edited June 30, 2016 by Xorth Tanovar NINJA'd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobelong Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted, Douglas Adams is now an available DLC to HAL 9000. I want a submarine capable of staying underwater for 200 days, and can fit in a 2.5 meter cargo bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Granted. It is a nuclear submarine, and in order to fit in the bay we had to get rid of most of the shielding. I wish for it to rain tacos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobelong Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 You should have been wearing a helmet.... I wish for a helicopter, with full control, functionality, and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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