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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, but his not mentioning it has no impact on your actual battery!

I wish I could consistently think up wishes to put here.

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Granted, but they all get terribly corrupted.

I wish that the Minotaur won't steal my config files.

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Granted, it crushes them into bits instead.

I wish computers used balanced ternary.

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Granted, but you now speak in Igpay Atinlay oreverfay.

 

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Edited by TopHeavy11

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Granted. Your lag occurs when you type "encounter lag" instead.

I wish that Dres had an ice and dust dwarf-planet buddy.

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Granted. It's you.

 

I wish for __________.

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Granted, it stabs you right through the chest and is made of sodium.

I wish for a computer that always does exactly what I want it to, when I want it to.

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Granted, but then it breaks and you can't do anything yourself anymore.

I wish for a Minecraft movie.

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Granted, it's the worst movie ever.

I wish to get past the third mothership this time.

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Granted, they work so well they accelerate vehicles to 0.9999999999999999999999951 c, causing big problems for any nearby planet.

I wish I was tetrachromatic.

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Granted, but they will focus on what celebrites do in their personal life... Oh wait.

I wish Turkey wouldn't block imgur.

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Granted. You teleport there immediately, but find out you havs no equipment with you.

I wish I would stop getting hit by severe storms every week.

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Granted, your lungs burst from the vacuum and you die fifty seconds later.

I wish to see a big meteor in my lifetime.

Edited by cubinator

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Granted, it survives re-entry and is aimed at your face.

I wish I didn't have to wait one Kerbin year until the next Duna transfer window.

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Granted, McCree shoots you from behind.

I wish for McCree to get a watch so he'll stop saying that its high noon when its not high noon.

Edited by ZentroCatson

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Overwatch? :confused: Wish granted, but they begin popping into your mind as you try to sleep.

I wish it (Overwatch) would go away and take My Little Pony television show with it... (my daughter's new favorite show :mad:)

 

Edited by adsii1970

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Granted. Your computer begins an automatic update to Window's latest operating system, "Broken"

I wish I felt like grading the last twenty papers today...

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You do! But they are sqaured, so you now need to grade 400 papers.

I wish for the next poster to horribly corrupt my wish.

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