Mycroft Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 #ERROR 404: Wish not found. User dies as penalty. I wish for ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Granted. I eat it all. I wish for food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 (edited) Granted. I eat it all! Hehehehehee! I wish for... um... uh... (I suck at this) uhh... the next poster to have a giant unstoppable rock fall on their head. Edited August 11, 2016 by Mycroft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Granted, it's less dense than air so it just sits on top of the atmosphere above me. I wish for a mission to find out if there's life under Europa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Granted. The kraken destroys the space mission. I wish to know who has my stapler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 6 hours ago, cubinator said: Granted, it's less dense than air so it just sits on top of the atmosphere above me. I wish for a mission to find out if there's life under Europa. I said fall @TrainEngie, granted. The Kraken has it. I wish for good pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Granted. I eat it. I wish I had given Mycroft's pizza to him instead of eating it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Wish granted. Now you are hungry... Wishing for a longer weekend... not ready for the new semester on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Granted. You have an extra weekend that lasts two minutes. I wish for no man's sky on pc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Granted. It crashes on startup all the time. I wish to have moar money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Granted. $7 Billion show up on your doorstep. You didn’t know it was stolen. So the cops don’t believe you when they show up after tracking the money and throw you in jail. I wish I could for once have a launch go as planned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Fervently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Granted. Linus Kerman forgets to install parachutes. Your payload never returns. I wish for an ssto to actually orbit, then come back safely, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 it does, but youre house is behind the landing strip, and gets destroyed my the engines I wish for unlimited entertainment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Granted. It's just this on an endless loop: HHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...oalisyfinewaliwuy9crpL7TF(lauiYFqa I wish that KSP 1.2 would come out already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Granted, it only comes out for console. I wish for a lll swear words to be forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Granted. But instead ****, ****, and ****, and especially ******* become swear words. I wish I was deaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Granted. It happens by you dying. I wish for more fonts on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Granted. It takes 10 billion centuries to work out the bugs. I wish I had a...wait, I already have a life! I'm good! No wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Error 404: Wish not found. User becomes a Kerbal in Danny2462's save. I wish I could fly my Kerbal creations without crashing in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 8 hours ago, Mycroft said: Error 404: Wish not found. User becomes a Kerbal in Danny2462's save. I wish I could fly my Kerbal creations without crashing in real life. 1st sentence: I'm Chuck Kerman. Not even Danny can kill me. 2nd sentence: Granted, you crash in KSP and real life instead of one or the other. I wish that the next sentence is true. BTW, the previous sentence was a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 ERROR 404: LOGIC NOT FOUND I wish for another week of holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Granted. You have to spend it in a hungry lion's cage at a zoo. I wish I could get a better computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Granted. You have an awesome new gaming PC. But you lose all your files and backups by mistake. I wish I had some unadulterated Dr Pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Granted. However, the can has been preshaken. I wish for a new laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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