Firemetal Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Just now, Mycroft said: You can! NASA put your seat directly above the rocket! I wish I could build small AND large craft, not just large. Yes you can but they can only reach orbit. I wish I could build a big SSTO that can get off the runway. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Granted. It gets off the runway because it runs off the end of it and crashes into the sea. I wish Crystal Pepsi was back for more than 8 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Granted, it's Pepsi that has been cooled in a controlled environment so that it freezes in crystal form. Because this process is time consuming and requires a specialized freezer, it's $30 a bottle. I wish for pan-fried grasshopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Granted! The grass hoppers are poisonous when cooked. Also, deadly. I wish for the killer bunny of caerbannog not to kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Granted, but then the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch blows up in your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Granted, but you didn't wish. I wish people wouldn't forget to wish in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Gran-what was that? I wish for a wish that fishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Granted, you get a dead, ugly and stinking fish. I wish the internet wouldn't be such a weird and scary place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Granted. Reddit no longer exists. I wish for Physics^TM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 (edited) Granted, your rocket flips over due tue Physics^TM. I wish to be home already. Edited August 9, 2016 by ZentroCatson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Granted. You were evicted. I wish that I could easily learn algebra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Granted, you learn enough algebra to help you pass a ground level course, but at the expense of losing any knowledge you had about everything else. Your name, your hobbies, your memories, all gone. I wish I lived in Middle Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Granted, you live inside the volcano. I wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Granted. It's in the Center of Kerbin. I wish that I lose at something for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Granted, you lose at finding a date. I wish rabbits can go to space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Granted. It turns out that rabbits die the second they are in 0-g. Hope you didn't already book your flight. I wish that I could Not wish for wishes inside of wishes for more wishes and wishes inside of wishes for more wishes and wishes inside of wishes for more wishes and wishes inside of wishes for more wishes and wishes inside of wishes for more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Brain.exe. has stopped working... I wish for a red shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Granted, it used to be a white shirt before a bear attacked the person wearing it... I wish I was a Jedi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Granted, you are sent to a suicide run for your first mission! I wish for a brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Rocket Science Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Granted but You are now zombie Bait! I wish for Reusable spacex rockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Granted! They are reusable, but have a 99% chance of rapid thermal decomposition. I wish for a seaplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Granted. It's 1,000 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Beep boop *explode* I wish for people to wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Granted, it's only a few people though. I wish for all living mosquitoes in the universe to drop dead, right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Granted. Fleas now carry Zika. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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