Overfloater Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Granted. Just bear in mind, this package coms with a mandatory mod that replaces Kerbals with MLP style characters. I wish for a coin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Granted. You find yourself sitting by a wall, dressed in rags, with a hood covering your face, holding a wooden staff with a pack of halfpenny bells on it. A copper coin dings down your wooden cup. Taking it you see a greesy and faded farthing, and hear: "Hurry up, sister! Let this poor beggar stay alone. We must leave this village before the plague watch cuts off the last road across the bog." I wish this Kerbal get some EVAfuel and stop spinning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Granted, although their correction will put them so close to the sun that they burn. I wish for people to build awesome things in STOCK ksp so that I can re-create them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Granted. But only designs with very high part count will be published. So high that they run an 1 frame per minute. I wish for some dung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Granted, although you will have to eat it. I wish for a 500 part battleship with 60fps, no glitches, the most amount of fuel possible, and no game crashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Granted, welcome to EVE Online. I wish that I won the Powerball this evening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Granted, but the taxes will leave you with just 1 penny. I wish for 10 acres of land without any pollution or fences; Just raw land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Kerman Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Granted - It's location is the Oort cloud. I wish I could play guitar like Jimmy Hendrix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 granted, but all of the guitars in the world suddenly disappear why did it take me so long to write guitar? and find out he spelt it above? i wish for a wish that will allow me to wish for more wishes that allow the people of earth to wish for more wishes and wish for a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 (edited) Granted, the Infinite amount of wishes makes every single particle in a false vacuum state release all their energy in a flash causing a true vacuum sphere that grows and eats the universe. I wish I could control my dreams every night. Edited December 8, 2016 by Q-ver KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Granted. They hospitalize you, totally exhausted by mental breakdown caused by non-stop pleasure center stimulation. I wish I could see computers not only IRL, but in dreams too. (Still almost never). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Granted. Your only game is FNAF 4. Enjoy! I wish that I could change the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Granted. You stand up from the table and wash your cup and plate. The world gets cleaner. I wish FNAF 4 had VR mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Granted, but your eyes had to be surgically removed for the VR implants. FNAF 4 is all you'll ever see until you breathe your last... I wish for hot cocoa... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Granted, it's so hot it melts your insides. I wish I had my favorite book next to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Granted, but your house is on fire and it burns the book to a crisp. (I'm so sad about this, as one of my favorite things are books. ) I wish for a pet dog. (Preferably a pug because they're ADORABLE!!!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Granted. It has rabies. I wish I could hold all these limes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Granted, but their juice will be squeezed into your eyes. I wish for school to be cancelled tomorrow because of snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Granted. Your house collapses from the sheer weight of the snow. I wish for a blanket of snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 (edited) Ignore this post. Pay attention to the one above it. Edited December 8, 2016 by TopHeavy11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Granted. You will freeze to death from said snow. I wish to become a race car driver, use one of my KSP rovers in a racing series, and become a famous celebrity from my success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. People are surprised how could you survive flying at 300 km/h with your head into a concrete wall after your car hit a hydrogen cystern. You're taken into a secret lab and nobody have seen you anymore. I wish KSP had rivers. (No, real rivers, not static long water pools) Spoiler 4 hours ago, TopHeavy11 said: Ignore this post. Granted. I ignore this post. 4 hours ago, TopHeavy11 said: Pay attention to the one above it. Only one wish per attempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted. The river flows out of you monitor and into your PC, shorting it out. All apps/data unrecoverable. I wish for a decent cup of coffee this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted, but the store will run out of coffee. I wish that there's world peace. (Now seriously, if you corrupt this, you're utter jerks...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 World peace is granted... to an alien civilization. I wish for a decent cup of hot chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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