Dark Junior

Rule 37 of chicken nuggets: You never ask questions about the chicken meat. Cartoons

Handsome Jack. Enough said.

1600: You realize you're now 5.28 kilometers away from the first floor.

Rule #31 of the forums: If you cannot land on Eve, you are the dumbest person in existence. Math

Rule #26 of recursion: recursion is a recurring word in describing recursion. Dungeons and Dragons

Summon the Kraken by sacrificing Jebediah at least 30 times. Can jet fuel JFK the Moon landing?

Rule 21 of Octobrain: Make sure you have a steady supply of bubblegum before you kill it. Super Mario Bros

Rule 18 (Accounting for rule 15 repeating) of the Internet: Don't talk about Fight Club Windows Vista. Fallout

Wood

Rule #15 of space: It's like really, really big, dude. And it's got all kinds of stuff! MS Paint

Rule #11 of prickly pears: You should always eat them like normal pears. Windows XP

Rule 8 of loading a dishwasher: Remember to always load a minimum of 5 litres of laundry detergent before cleaning. Buying groceries

Rule #4 of dinosaurs: Nature finds a way. Civilization 5 (Since I was kind of inspired by the really tall building thread, let's keep things in numerical order)

So, in this game, the goal is to compile a complete list of rules about stuff. The more random the rule, the better. Here's an example of how the game works: As you can see, after writing a rule for the topic specified in the previous post, you write your own topic for the next person to write a rule about. Try to refrain from using any obscure references, and have fun. Allow me to start: Rule #1 of Halo: Always keep a pistol in your inventory. ALWAYS. Star Trek.

Titanfall 2?

"Tucker did it."

Final exam

Bing Translator. I never bothered to find a better one.

If I'm not mistaken, it says "Hi!"

While I was looking at the image, I was cleaning my monitor (As one does). Anyway, I saw the hidden thing in the image, and assumed it was something on my screen. As it turns out, it wasn't.

I found it by accident... Oops...

Note: The following actually happened. Like, in real life. In the 8th grade, during a science class (we were learning about rocks or something) me and a friend decided that if we were each making minimum wage at the age of 25, we would start a Cthulu-worshipping cult. We then spent the next week figuring out details. Worth it.

Banned for being a monkey with a gun.

YOU EVER BEEN STRANGLED BY YOUR OWN INTESTINES?!?! I've memorized Handsome Jack's final speech in Borderlands 2, and I've translated it into Klingon using the infinite power of the internet. ghobe', ghobe'. pagh jIH Hegh rur ghu'vam. wej ghorgh vaj SoQ. 'ej wej at the hands of bandit nojtaHghach! yuQvam laH toD jIH! tlham laH mojpu' SabHa' jIH! 'ej Hegh ruQ … puq KILLING PSYCHOPATH wasn't pa' ngaSwI' tu'lu' chugh vaj biHegh Qa'! maniac, bandit, 'ej Hero chugh vaj biHegh SuvwI' practically qeylIS! chay'-chay' neH ghe''or Daghaj SuvwI' HoH tlhIH'a'?! SoH toDSaH! roj nIbwI' SuvwI' yuQvam! ghobe' vI'Iprup Qob roQ, pagh latlh bandits, pandora-QI'tu' chugh vaj biHegh

10/10 It's an Up Goer 5!