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Dark Junior

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  1. Purple monkey dishwashers!
  2. I've learned several phrases in Dragontongue (Skyrim) and Klingon (Star Trek). asimov wej chut robotics je memorized jIH.
  3. When you can name every major Mass Effect character.
  4. http://elr.roosterteeth.com/ Warning: There might be mildly offensive jokes in this link. Because it's Rooster Teeth.
  5. I throw a dictionary at it, defining it. My hyperintelligent cookie.
  6. It's just a container of hot sauce. I drink it and retrieve the cookie. My hot sauce covered cookie.
  7. Having trouble getting a good weapon in Borderlands 2? Try the gunstore!
  8. I stand near the cookie, grow a third arm, and use it to take the cookie. My extremely radioactive cookie.
  9. 5/10. I'm conflicted. I hate anime, but I like tanks.
  10. Granted, but it hits the secret Mars colony that totally doesn't exist. I wish I had an acne-free face.
  11. 6/66 Oh. My. Gaben. (Sorry for returning this from a week of being dead, trapped in page 2.) In XCOM, you're just playing as Ender Wiggins. Proof: Have you PLAYED XCOM?
  12. I just survived a week of -35 degrees Celsius. With two feet of snow. Because I live in northern Canada.
  13. I was going to post something. Then I noticed my acne. Then I deleted every image of me from my phone. You're welcome.
  14. What were your first childhood videogames? I'm going to sort some of mine below by genre. First shooter game: Star Fox 64 First FPS:Turok 2: Seeds of Evil First racing game: F-Zero X First turn-based strategy game: Heroes of Might and Magic 3
  15. During this, I take the hill through a political coup. My hill.
  16. I summon Garrus. I give him a sniper rifle. He shoots you. You die. My turian controlled hill.
  17. I have a piece of cosmic Lego. When you step on it, I use the distraction to build myself a hill. My hill.
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