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We're not sure why Apollo 11 returned with eight people aboard.

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1/10 From my point of view the Sith are evil!

...Those are fuel cells. Waiter, there's a Steam Summer Sale in my soup.

I Duna have any kerbal puns.

There is no Moon. It's actually just Cthulu's vacation home.

Granted, but they're filled with human organs and copies of The Room. I wish for a D20 that always rolls a natural 20.

I'm afraid we do not allow thoop here. Prepare for an imminent execution. Waiter, why is there a piece of paper with the word "tautology" written on it in my soup?

Y'know, The Star Wars Holiday Special was pretty goooooo.... uh... Pretty gooooo...d... I... I can't bring myself to say it.

I feel nothing. TUBM is one of the top Paladins players worldwide.

Y'know, Mass Effect 3 had a good ending... Also, where are the perks and waypoints in Daggerfall?

We call that a microwave. Waiter, there's a __________ in my soup!

I can't wait for Skyrim 2!

Rick and Morty stuff happens. My hill.

Hail Hydrazine. Waiter, there's in my soup!

24/62 The book was too long. Michael Bay's guide to Movies. Michael Bay finally reveals all of his movie-making secrets, including the perfect color for explosions (Orange), sunsets (Orange) and murder robots (Blue with red/orange flames).

4/10 Difficult, since the tools in my shed aren't that sharp. Canadian Guide to Poutine: This cookbook, filled with recipes for the well-known Canadian dish, poutine, will absolutely amaze you. Discover the secrets to making great poutine, such as the french fry:Gravy:Cheese ratio required to get the perfect taste.

The rules of this game are simple. Just replace the blank parts in "[________] Guide To/Of [_______]" with any two words or phrases. To accompany the name, add a short description to the title. The next user will rate your post and add their own. EXAMPLE: Chuck Norris' Guide to Speaking French. After decades of beating up entire bars, killing snakes with his blood, and not technically dying, Chuck Norris is here toteach you how to speak everyone's favorite second language! Among the way, he'll teach you how to conjugate, pluralize, and more! The hardcover edition comes with a special guide, demonstrating when it's socially acceptable to end French conversations with roundhouse kicks. (Hint: Always) 7/10 not enough kicking Perfectly Cromulant Guide to The Ocean:This cromulant guide to Earth's oceans will take you on a splendiferous adventure, teaching you about the bazillions of fish and other forms of life under the sea. As you can see, I used adjectives and nouns in these titles, so you can basically use any two words or phrases. Anyway, I guess we should start now. The Guide to The: This guide gives you an in-depth look at the. It'll give you a much deeper understanding of The and The. The The's finer points will be explained in this book. The the the the the the....

My name is Inigo Montoya. Avenging my father. prepare to die Saturn shuttle. What is your name? What is your quest? Marvel or DC?

What is your name? What is your quest? What version of Windows was the best?

Through the power of Chuck-ception, I gain control of both the hill and the universe. My hill.

I eat your pigeon stew and Chuck Norrisyou to death. My hill and Chuck Norris.

Rule #42 of pizza: Pizza is the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything. Skyrim

Nay. I might kill Justin Trudeau. Press the button and you become immortal. NOTHING can kill you.

Chrono Rigger: A game where you adventure through time, for the sole purpose of rigging elections. Fallout: Ew Vegas: After the nuclear apocalypse, Las Vegas lost electricity, causing all food currently in refrigerators to go bad. To this day, the area can't be approached due to the smell. Orderlands: An alternate universe sequel to Borderlands 2, where Handsome Jack won, and brought peace and/or law to Pandora.