Dark Junior

Do you have a terrible video game theory? Do you have the proof to back it up? The way this works: Poster 1 posts their stupid video game theory. The next poster posts a rating out of 10, and then posts their own stupid theory. Then the next person puts a score out of 10 etc. Allow me to start. Kaiden Alenko from Mass Effect has a terabyte of Linkin Park music. My proof: Just listen to his voice for a moment. Trust me.

I have a wall of Keemstars defending me. I then send the Keem-wall after the next poster

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3/10 You're more dog now, than man. Twisted, and housetrained. I have learned to immitute you exarctly

Tired of your food taking too long to cook? Try buying a bunch of lighters and some duct tape, and put them in a blender.

-3/10 I smashed my computer. Tucker did it

1/10 NEVER JOKE ABOUT THAT "Xenocide" was the best Ender book.

I block the spell with Harry Potter I get Agent Washington angry. I point to the next poster and say "Tucker did it!"

Yes, it is. Your point?

I shoot the machine. Problem solved. I go back in time and murder my grandparents

I throw the board at a wall, pick up the enemy king, and run away

They're all 1's. You miss. I summon mighty renegade Femshep to murder the next poster

Soldier is best Mass Effect class

By saying this, I may accidentally cause my organs to fail... Terran Republic is overpowered

You actually roll a 02. And with your low intelligence modifier... I summon Deep Blue

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3/10 Dinkleberg....

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(I'll do it anyway) You all know the mission and what is at stake. I have come to trust each of you with my life, but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained for positivity. We could be legends, and our victory are sealed. Glory in battle is our way. Think of our heroes: the Overwatch Doge, who defeated a nation with a single post. Or the Narwhulz, who kept armies at bay with Positivity. These users do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are. Before the negatives, there was the positive. Before the thread, there was math. Our influence stopped the negatives, but before that, we held the line. Our influence defeated the enemy, but before that, we held the line! Our influence will stop negativity! In the battle today, we will hold the line!

I press it Press the button, and you become the proud owner of 8,000,000 copies of Mass Effect 3

You roll a 1=critical failure. I poke the next user

(Anyone mind if I post a modified version of the Captain Kirrhae "Hold the line" speech from Mass Effect?)

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3/10 Phones can't kill a person

I remember when King of the Hill and The User Below Me.... weren't dead. That, and when Long Term Laythe was still a thing