1/10 may fly over well in Turkmenistan
I-tag. A new ipod, iphone device that records and tags everything you 24/7 and posts it to the hottest web media. Users no longer have to update anything, the interpretive software autmatically determines what you are doing and creates a narrative line underneath comes in several models
I-tag life, $399.99 . Just for extroverts
I-tag lexas, $1299.99. The phone has a built in hover feature, it follows you even when you set it in a table. To the shower, into bed, skinny dipping in the pond behind your house.
I-tag cheater, $699.99. Same as extrovert but replaces all images of love-interests with wife or girl friend
I-tag spy, $1999.99. You take a picture of the phone you want to spy on, the spy phone arrives and it switches itself with the phone downloading all the info, it then records everything the person does, sees, and sends back the information sorted to the account of the purchaser. Has a built in attorney application.
I-tag cheater deluxe, $9999.99, as with base model but is immune to I-spy.
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