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134: Abuse shockwaves

He explores the event horizons of black holes-- for fun.

While infinigliding, the control surfaces tear off because you're going too fast, and your vehicle crashes. I get into Yale. What could possibly go wrong?

Kotaim[Koh-TAYM] Noun: A type of fungus that grows on Kerbin. regoqud

"We could take one of Jupiter's moons and put it into orbit around the Earth, after the Moon recedes too far away" First, you would need an absolutely huge rocket to move a moon: Second, by the time the moon gets far enough away to not be helping us anymore, we will have developed the tech to keep it in orbit.

Do not use magic boulder if you breathe. Side effects include pain, krakenizing, and death.

#130: Destroy the KSC

If this were a one way mission, I'd say, "We humans are but a speck of dust in this seemingly infinite universe. Nevertheless, we have ventured off of our homeworld, never to return. A bittersweet situation, but one that will most definitely change the course of history for all mankind. Humans have always had an innate desire to explore. Our decision to permanently stay on Mars proves that. In addition, we are just scratching the surface of a future filled with space exploration. From that first suborbital flight made by Yuri Gagarin to this day, we have tirelessly endeavored to discover more about the vastness we call space. Our sacrifices will certainly not be in vain, for we will work till the end to gather scientific data that will benefit everyone on Earth." If I were able to return, I would say, "Let's do SCIENCE!!!!"

Squishy!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While waiting, he decides to make conversation with the guy standing next to him. "What do you do for a living?" asks the first man. The second man replies, "I'm kind of a full-time procrastinator." The first guy asks what the second man means by "kind of". The second guy says, "Well, I keep putting it off."

Granted, scientists take you apart and examine every cubic millimeter of your brain. I wish for a spaceship capable of warp.

Maybe around 6/10

I wouldn't press it; meat is the best part of a taco. Press the button and get a new epic gaming computer, but you can only play Super Mario 64 on it.

False. The user below me has a YouTube channel

My top bunk can run KSP x64 without problems. The object to your left is what you will put on sandwiches for the rest of your life.

I use a biological weapon on the clones that causes them to mutate and attack the next poster.

You are overcome with boredom and spend the rest of your life watching 10 hour vines. EDIT: Sorry I forgot to put the second part

1177: You step into a vast primordial KSP simulation and almost get spaghettified by the Kraken.

-Orbiter -Minecraft -SpaceEngine

When he went back in time to create the pyramids, he epicly failed the first time. He tried again in an equally epic quest to restore the timeline that was meant to be. (and succeeded)

Granted. You can barely drive due to the amount of waves everywhere. I wish for world peace

Large Inconvenient Fatal TT-38K Fiery Fail KRAKEN

Velocity table and "Save Our Souls" message emitter. glnidrs

No Vananamode

Ketorsh (keh-tohrsh) adjective: Has a central indent (ex. red blood cell) gifrud