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When you try to calculate the amount of delta-v in the average sneeze.

HAHAHAHA MOAR BOOSTERZ Actually, it reminds me of a "test part" contract, along the lines of "We got a stroke of inspiration after 'visiting' the Kerlington production facilities"

I install a whole new copy, and keep the old one lying around. After I've finished any still-running missions in the previous version, I try out the new version.

Use atomic clocks, and set up a universal "stardate" similar to that in Star Trek. Pros: -Very precise -Position doesn't matter Cons: It might be difficult agreeing on a standard unit of time. (e.g. does one unit equal 3,000,000,000,000 oscillations of the cesium-3 atom or 4,000,000,000,000?)

It doesn't explode. I light off sugar rockets in Walmart. What could possibly go wrong?

Granted. The price goes waaaaaay up for everyone else, so no one but you plays it. I wish that I could gain energy from photosynthesis, as well as eating food.

Posted it in the facepalm thread

Aside from the fact that this is completely untrue, the caption says that "no one alive today has seen this", yet it is supposedly a photo.

No, I don't watch live streams partially because I'm never available to watch them live TUBM has played KSP for over 500 hours.

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Granted. You can't become visible ever again. Also, the government takes you to Area 51 for "minor investigations". I wish I knew what really went on in Area 51.

Your username is epic!!!

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Nicholas. I like how it's similar to Nikola, as in Tesla.

You would need a HUGE telescope, probably space based. I've heard it said that a typical star viewed from Earth has the same angular diameter as a walnut seen from 600 km away. (Correct me if I'm wrong.)

If I could change history, I would make sure Challenger hadn't exploded during ascent. If it hadn't, the teacher in space program might have continued, and the education system might incorporate space exploration into the curriculum more.

Kerb sounds like he's gone without snacks for a very long time. Great show!

Maybe this image:

Lightsaber beats (most) metal any day.

Sorry. Here, I'll take it out [empties bowl completely] Waiter, Danny2462 is in my soup!

http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/Multimedia/Science-Photos/pics/P_LORRI_FULLFRAME_COLOR.png

Then it would be just another "What if?" What if we are Human Space Program and the Kerbals are controlling us?

Energy transference: I would be able to tap into an energy source (e.g. power lines or an outlet) and store it for later use (e.g. powering electrical appliances or zapping people with a harmless amount of power.) I would also be able to turn the chemical energy in my body directly into electrical energy, and store that as well.

Such POWER

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