cubinator

You were not smart enough to say anything about getting back, so you stay there. Alone. Forever. I wish my phone's battery never ran out.

Banned for having five of the letter n in your sentence.

Too-common-in-this-thread.

Being a horned wet dog is cheating.

Random? How about a random 1 in 43252003274489856000 chance of a solved Rubik's cube? I guess Snark.

Rockets, they can get you places much faster than jets and we will soon start commercial spaceflight which may someday replace air travel. Gallium or mercury?

...Hoopy?

Jool has no surface, so it is impossible to land on it. It does have a thick atmosphere made of something green, and a huge core thought to be made of krakenium.

It doesn't have to be manned. You can stick a small science probe sandwiched between a heat shield and a parachute, and it should be fine.

You can land with the same equipment you'd use to land on Kerbin (maybe a little more ablator in the heat shields). Getting back, on the other hand...that is not a task to be taken lightly.

Teach her how to play the coffee cans instead. Any musician can make music out of their instrument, but a percussionist can make music out of ANYTHING.

Unity. Also the Terrier and Poodle. The Terrier is a great engine for propelling small ships a considerable distance, and the Poodle is pretty much a scaled-up Terrier which makes it perfect for short to medium range interplanetary missions that don't have an absolutely colossal payload.

The rectangles made me think of these:

Click. Click. Click click click clickity click. I clicked it.

Worst

Jump man

When you feel uncomfortable putting exclamation points after numbers to indicate excitement. 1! and 2! are fine, but anything larger than that...how to do it? This also applies to punctuation in general, it feels weird putting a period after 1.1.3, but it feels weirder if I don't and then have to start a new sentence!

It's impossible to have the same reason for doing something as someone else. Therefore, your reason is invalid. I clicked to put this thread back at the top of page 1! (Both kinds)

I play the saxophone, vibraphone, congas, and an assortment of household items-turned-percussion instruments including coffee cans, jam jars (pun intended), and a small metal ruler.

I am in Eastern time. Well, I'll see the Smithsonian (or as much of it as is practical), the Capitol, the big important monuments, the National Archives place where they have those big pieces of parchment that are kind of historic...and of course the Independence Day parades and fireworks. Though it's sure to be a whole lot of fun, I still think I'll be ready to launch a few rockets by the time I get home.

I heard a rumor that someone started a forum game where you post rumors you heard. I also heard a rumor that I posted in it.

10/10 "Oooh, what's in HERE?"

Banned for banning a true nerd.

2, although if one of them accidentally finds a box of Snacks instead of a fresh lightbulb they'll forget about it for a whole day. Why did everyone leave Venus?

The NASM has a special all-night event on Friday, so I might go to that.