KerbalOmmex

Well, getting a powerful PC is one hard thing... The most powerful one we have at our home costs $1000. The best ones cost around $40,000. Which is quite alot of money. My dad's one takes 30 min to compile a 30 min HD video. For a 4K 40 min cinematic, it will take at least a day to render everything. But with a massive PC, it will be just a few hours... So thats why he needs money.

Anyways, @Kuzzter, is the Enterprise still in service as of Chapter 9? I can imagine Gene walking on it's deck and getting flashbacks of what happened years ago.

For the first one, SkySlasher, and the second, The Drestrepid (A combination of Dres and Intrepid)

Well then, happy birthday in advance!

DESTROY IT! OBLITERATE IT! Quickly Bill! Fire all known weapons at it! Then place the remains in a box and fly it to the Sun!

Hmm... A Dres mission in 47 days, @max_creative is gonna be rather happy. Anyways, Frannie (I misread it for the Emiko one) Franny Franna (Typo in your report @Starhawk) is probably unhappy because of what happened to her with Kerlington's mistakes

Hmm... It appears both Kermulan and Kerbal helmets are made of Indestructium. Also I think the Intrepid, shoukd have a hull made out of it.

Chapter 2 Rob's Rocket A few years later, A little known Kerbal, Robert Kerman, launched the first rocket. However, unlike Wilbur, he wasn't gonna get any fame fir this. Mun rocket misses by 80,000 km! But, Rob didn't give up. He managed, with a bit of funding by the United States of Kerbin, launch halfway to the Mun, i.e. 50 km. The government refused to give any more money to Rob after that record-breaking flight. Meanwhile, across the Eastern Ocean, At a place some now call MECO point, a young kerbal, Wehner von Kerman, contacted Rob, and asked him about his rockets. With good information, he asked the Kazi government to give him permission to build a 'rocket-powered bomb' that could hit Klondon, and other cities. Wehner had no intention to create a weapon. But he knew that their leader, Adolf Kermahn, would not agree on anything not related to war. Thus the terrorizing K-2 was created. It was built to destroy the snack storages of the Kallies. But then, the US started Operation Paperklip... Next Chapter, The Postwar battle race.

Hmmmmmm............ Your Kerbals like breaking The Fourth Wall, it seems. Let's see... 8 times! Woah, that's alot of breaks!

Where is it mentioned that she was hit on the head? Gene could have hit her somewhere else. Also, it's the helmet that's indestructible, not the head.

It appears that SQUAD implemented orbital decay... So maybe it could be a 'feature', instead of a bug.

Hello Starfox!

But you mess everything up and your probe is slingshot out of the system at 90 km/s. A mission to hit Kerbin at the 0.5 C..

That nails clippers onto your fingers. A Tracking Station on Mt. Everest that has...

@Raptor9, that was a cool drone! So @DMSP, what chapter will Private-3 be launching? Will it use your Reusable launcher?

Hmm... Looks good, but I can't see it right now, so I'm basically judging a book by it's cover.

A kofee cup strong enough to kill someone? What's it made of, @Kuzzter?

What is the job of the Air Service? @Kuzzter, is it... 1 Performing emergency operations 2 Helping passenger vehicles that have suffered a problem. (Repairing damaged engines midflight?) I can't think of anything else.

I know this is a necro but hey! This is one of the oldest topics on the forums.

The first BSOD I saw was in 2013. My dad's 2 year old laptop suffered from overheating. Then my 6 year old one had 2-3 BSODs a few months ago. I'm surprised my dad's one conked off before mine. Also the BSOD of Windows 1.0 was something that no-one could understand.

RTGs? Dres isn't that far from the Sun. 2 Gigantors should be enough. Also, Dres has many 'children' who would like a visit.

Well @SQUAD could go like Microsoft too. Microsoft had it's 9.x series,(95,98) which was replaced by the NT series, that was developed alongside it (4.0 to 10.0). But then Squad has less than 50 employees. So, if KSP 2 has ti come out, it would have to wait till it gets at least 100 employees. The guys who have the 'SQUAD Staff badge on 'em are basically (from what little knowledge we have about SQUAD) Three-Fourth of the company's employees.

(Gulp) So thats more than 2 million funds? What about @Kuzzter's Interepid, It costs.... almost as much as a Watney cruiser with ita lifter.

Sadly my laptop's motherboard is damaged. It's gonna cost $100 to repair it. But I'll try to get the story out as soon as I get something which is not a pain to type on.

Let's hope Mortimer doesn't get a heart attack since the cost of repair will be 1 million funds for the SPH and half a million for the Astronaut Complex. Is this in Career or Sandbox