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You sound like one of those people in/on shopping programs telling you to buy stuff. I like it.

I just looked at the comments myself... You weren't lying. He doesn't even understand that Polaris and the Sun orbit around a SMBH and therefore have similar speeds. He makes it sound like Polaris is standing still, despite the fact that "standing still" is impossible. I would like to slam my head on the table right now, but I still need it. And my head as well, of course.

Hopefully this disease comes to a stop soon. Probably not; stupidity has been spreading for a few thousand years now...

Because

1 minute until launch!

Over 1.1 million people are watching!

Oh, oh! Stuff is happening!

Which one should I go for? PANIC! PANIC PANIC!

It's awesome to know that over 596,000 people have the same interest as me.

Save your money then...

Now YouTube has a countdown... before the countdown!

You know what would be better than a mouse click? The space bar.

Wrote a math exam today. I finished around 20 min early as usual, so I decided to generalize my integral for the volume of a pyramid to be independent of starting and ending "location". In other words, you can now calculate more than "just a pyramid". Aside from that I also decided to write down 24 random integers and sort them using LSD Radix Sort, just for fun... And I still had 2 minutes until the end of the lesson!

Already done! 5 times, to be more precise. However, ISS passes now are in the morning when I still sleep or just got up. I think it's understandable if I don't run outdoors "just" to see the ISS before doing anything else.

I honestly don't know why, but everytime my clock shows a time with "interesting" properties I stop what I'm doing to appreciate it (it's a 24-hour clock). Examples are 14:49:07 (7*2=14, 72=49), 23:45:06 (consecutive numbers) and 12:06:02 (6*2=12). I'm pretty sure that everything's fine with me, absolutely.

And the square root of the three words is 12...

I've never designed a mode before, but this might be because the creator wants to know what caused the unexpected behaviour in the first place so that he can fix it, rather than providing a work-around (doesn't really fix the problem)

Banned for leaving out the person before me who complained about 762 posts.

Granted. You were hit by a car that day, however. Now it's too late for regrets as you get hit by that car again, and again, and again... I wish humanity would colonize the moon.

Convenient...

Take a picture with your phone's camera and post it here. That should resolve the problem. Edit: Okay, phone's currently being repaired... Take a camera then, you must have one lying around somewhere. Heck, use one with film and develop the pictures it if you have to!

Banned for having 39 posts.

Apparently yes. I'll be honest; it wouldn't surprise me nowadays.

5*5*2

History teachers? Space race in school? History teachers covering the space race? What sorcery is this? Let's see what we got in the last 2 years of school... Holocaust, Dritte Reich, Berlin wall, USSR and FRG (Federal Republic of Germany)... yup, we got lots of variety over here.