Japan attacked pearl harbor because there... um... did Japan even attack pearl harbor? I read the news and I haven't heard anything about an attack by Japan. Oh, so it happened in the 40's. The 40's were a long time ago, so there's probably no-one left who knows. But in the meantime, the answer is fake news and drugs.
Question: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Support your answer with evidence. (BTW, I counted it once. It's about 200 licks)