Kernel Kraken

Did not one person get this joke? Edit: I have realized it should've been 305, not 257.

Because pebbles are dumb as rocks. What's the point?

~8/10, wolves are pretty cool.

1/10 I think I have short term memory loss.

Also 2/10, I think I've seen you somewhere.

Yes. The problem is it tastes like bitter almonds, which are disgusting. If I could eat cyanide by the pound it would be a party trick.

Would you like a glass of Shampanskaje? I can't even work out how to pronounce that.

Pronounce Champagne like Lasagne and pronounce Lasagna lake Champagne. You will either get laughs or get slapped and it's hilarious either way.

In online guitar communities and forums and junk, there's a joke running around that you can never have enough guitars. I've been a guitarists for roughly 5 days and I already have my eye on a blue Ibanez RG450 and a white HSS lickguard... Help me. Where I'm from electric explosions happen regularly during storm season, as tornadoes destroy power lines we also get pretty blue flashes. On that note, there was a bad storm and a lightning bolt sounded like it landed outside my window, and I jumped like a foot out of my chair.

Rapier falaffel.

Brown sunburst, with a brown skunk stripe on the maple neck and a black pick guard, in HSS config. I'll probably paint my initials or sticker it or something at some point.

My Christmas gift was a Guitar, a Squier Stratocaster. My fingers hurt.

So I have to ask after several long rants about your job, what on God's Green Earth do you do!?

Are there people there? I've heard an alternate version, A child, a child, Shivers in the night, (I think) we must bring him something and light. Light would warm him up. Besides, it's ancient Israel. Not much of a winter there.

My mouse is more of a pata sound.

I'm not sure if Wyoming is a real place. I'm not saying this because of mess, I've actually never heard of a famous or infamous event in Wyoming. But really, is Wyoming real?

Hmmm... That wouldn't be awfully hard... I'm going to start building this.

For a second I was confused until I realised you were talking about the unavoidable Frame Rate Sledgehammer of Awesomeness. Only the most awesome craft are given the privilege of being flown in 30 seconds per frame instead of 60 frames per second.

Basket case. And Surrender. And When I Come Around. And L.I.P. and 200 more.

He rolls a one. My cookie.

Replace it with Firefox and change the icon so she can't tell. Bing bam magic.

Nope. TUBM has entered a plane in the aformentioned challenge.

I would have recompiled the discombobulation, then cremate the floofinator.

Yeah, OBS. I have them recorded, I hope. I'm planning to do something RTGame- esque, uploading 5 minute edited highlights. Yes.

Yeah, I called it NotKernelKraken, because for some reason it wouldn't take KernelKraken. https://m.twitch.tv/notkernelkraken/profile Also, does anyone know how to turn a stream into a video? I want to upload some parts of it edited together.