Kernel Kraken

The kraken could actually cause a rapid unplanned disassembly. Ok guys, I'm starting a Kickstarter to send an octopus to space. Who's with me? Um

Dinosaur fact: the lawyer bird is called so 'because of it's large bill'. Yeah.

By propelling me at half the speed of light, my particles cause a chain reaction with the ground and the entire hill is destroyed in a large explosion. https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/ I mean, really.

Well what is the powerhouse of the cell?

Wanna bet? You monster. By using war crime level weaponry you surrender the hill. Mine.

My Chaotic Good personal motto: Get In Fights For The Good Of The People. Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY Science Rules Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill Nye The science Guy! This is one of those posts you can hear.

Yesterday I learned about fountain pen enthusiasts and today I learned about calculator enthusiasts. What a world. Speaking of fountain pens- I get they're nice and some have gold tios, but $2800USD for a pen!? Also I don't want to wait for Amazon to ship the $15 one I had my eye on, and there's no professional stationary store near me. (Pilot Metropolitan with a black/ silver finish). Does office Depot or Staples stock pens and ink Wells? Oh my God are you a polar bear with thumbs for solving cube puzzles? Where on Earth does it get that cold outside of polar research stations?! Same here.

Watch out guys, we got ourselves a Lawful Evil over here!

A bit late but I've been on here for a little over a year and a half and still haven't seen @Red Iron Crown angry. I triple dog dare you.

We all know Michael Bay is just a tell, white Kerbal. Or a kerbals possessing a director. One of the two.

Banned for being smug.

Being the clearly best and funniest poster in the forum is clearly using your ability to your advantage. Cheater.

307: attempting to tame SCP-682.

About 140x140. Wait.

I'd like to change my awnser to: run out of Magenta ink.

I tie several coconuts to some African swallows with strands of creeper and use them to bomb you, having them pick up the cookie and bring it to me.

Yes, the legal age of drinking here is 21. The problem is not a lot of people have enough self control to drink responsibly even past that, at least in America. As far as I know, the regulations are supposed to prevent liver damage, the thought process being "you are fully grown at 26 so we'll let you start drinking at 21, it's close enough for pro alchohol people and anti alchohol people" but I'm not sure.

I just found out apple juice is like 100 percent acid after I have gone through almost 5 gallons in three weeks and now I have terrible acid reflux.

Agreed.

Build a giant Martin Luther King Jr. March on Washington stage and a crowd of kerbals and try to launch it into orbit. Edit: complete with Lincoln Memorial.

This will take a while but yeah. I have no clue how to BDAc autopilot and I doubt it would fly it super great, and I don't have the slightest clue how to make it use the weapons, but I'll try. Even when Canadians are swearing they're being cheesy and polite. This goes deeper than I thought. Any tis for calibrating the autopilot?

I've built several gun barges, but.... Flying boat. This was my entry for the flying boat challenge a while back, but I figure if I slap some cannons on it it'll be golden. Edit: I'm not completely sure how to propel my ship. I've tried jets under water but for any real speed I have to add 16+ and they guzzle fuel like Joey Chestnut downs hot dogs. Edit Dos: I feel like I should mention that the 'real speed' is about 30 m/s, with about 16 Whiplash engines. I might be a choosing beggar but I cannot figure out fuel efficiency.

More lIke: " our water got shut off so we're going to live in a houseboat on a boiling Yellowstone pond"

Wall•E Wait, your writing playlist is suspenseful orchestral fortissimo movie trailer music? That actually sounds really productive. Link?

I think they want you to get what you pay for, no more, no less. If you got any more someone would be sacked for not following procedure, lol. I have a learned fear of baking pans.