Kernel Kraken

Wall-E. I will always know my favourite movie. Two animals running around on a Chase with crazy gadgets.

Great ring strain

I'm moving there when I get the money to.

Molotov cocktails thrown through a large corporation's window are an effective way of getting around forced arbitration. Same thing with a mugging. Please don't take this seriously. I only condone revolution if the benefits outweigh the costs and risk of jail time is less than 60 percent. Like getting rid of the Brits, or getting rid of a cash grab EULA.

8 arms = 8 anti- trust Molotov cocktails, the better for burning down your empire with.

I haven't seen your personality too much, so I'll make an educated guess and say 8/10 because two points off for the unoriginal avatar.

Yes, were all jealous, good job clapclapclap. 4/5

10/10, you burned my house down with a combustible lemon >:(

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Now I think I have a stomach bug along with my sore throat, along with the mild chemical burn in my neck from the stuff they used to clean the trimmers at the barbers. And the haircut wasn't even that good >:(

I'll have to check it next time, I think I forgot the last weekly inspection. Thanks!

Are you in Gryffindor? I bet professor McGonagall will take your side. Edit: I think I might be coming down with an ear infection- earaches, some headaches, runny nose, it stopped yesterday but we'll see.

At least you aren't going full crank and getting essential oils! By that point it's time to call it quits and just cut off your arm. Our weather is the part where the monitor breaks. It's low 70's(?) I believe, yesterday it was something like 18. Once it snowed in May and like a week later we got a small tornado outbreak, complete with a 290+ mph EF5.

0/10, not all humans have eyes. Within my organic memory banks, I store the knowledge required to play more than 4 instruments, including guitar, keyboards, percussion, harmonica, and bass guitar. I play them with my human fingers attached to my human arms.

*Laughs in tornado alley* The wind chill yesterday was 11. Tomorrow is will be 47. Farenhight. HELP ME IM NOT USED TO THE WEATHER BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL THE WEATHER EVERY DAY

Begone thy foul demon, cotton eye Joe. Your grasp on this plane hath faded long ago. From whence you came, there your shall go I banish thee foul demon, @CottonEyeJoe.

I find the best way to get over a slump in anything is to do literally anything else and get really into it. I've been in a csgo slump, not winning and being all around terrible, and got banned from some servers for fake reasons. Then I got into Garry's mod and am obsessed with that. Find something fun to do!

Banned for changing your avatar to something I don't recognize

(fras/ton)÷2^10

The problem is Kraken glitches can strike at any time, and no one is safe. Unless you are destroying my 10,000 photocopies from the other thread.

Braces. Which are also my complaint for today- it makes brushing your teeth way too hard and my gums are a bit inflamed. I've been paying more attention to them though, and it's going down.

Mind if I steal this (minus the 14 eyes) for my new avatar?

It's in inside joke that I don't get, 0/10.

Stop. I'm still depressed from the ending. I think my human imprinting instinct is way to high. https://xkcd.com/1558/