Kernel Kraken

Random things no one can even identify. Or planes. Planes are the best kind of rockets.

Kerbals are 1.5 meters tall. Stack kerbals on top of each other until you get to the top of a building and count the Kerbals. Easy- peasy.

Ahem, did you just assume my pronoun? I'm an attack helicopter. Call me, 'they're helicoptery-ness'.

'Cardboard CETME rifle'. I have a cardboard replica of a battle rifle. Crap.

5/10, I'd rather have it at a two word minimum, not characters. Also, @Fraston, you could've called this 'Rank the Rank', goshdangit!

Well, if my dog wasn't too fat to jump, she would probably be crawling all over my keyboard. For now, she's content with curling up by my chair.

3/10, "Adding K to every word" joke has been fun into the ground and beaten to death with Kordan Freeman's magic Krowbar.

I destroy the universe with vacuum decay.

Nope. @qzgy, mabye?

The bongo- filled mission impossible theme is an absolute masterpiece.

I keep forgetting to change dialect when I'm online. Before trying to solve the problem yourself if teachers cannot solve a problem. Shoes might be an identifying feature. Did you get that?

How 'bout another planet smashed into earth (like how the moon was created) and smashed a lot of mass off, and a lot of that turned into minmus and humans had to migrate into the water because land was inhabitable? They evolved into kerbals with a jellyfish like life cycle to survive after the world ended.

How about up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, then B and A for the +W and -W?

You did say that the kid both kicked you to the floor and punched you pretty hard. Sounds like him attacking you first. Definitely tell an adult before acting out though.

SSTO? Expensive, but you get your money back if you don't mess everything up.

https://youtu.be/uKWcIaJtS6Q Rip

Only two things are limitless: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

G'day, mate? Howdy do kangaroo? Mabye the dingo ate your baby, @Someone

Sup, @HansonKerman!

The opening riff refuses to leave my cranium.

(The X Files theme starts playing)

How much bigger than him are you? That also influences what you should do if adults do the usual thing and say something like "It sounds like a simple problem, I bed you could solve it yourself". If you're huge then tackle him.

Teach me how. Please. Or just link a video tutorial.

And you can't see it in North America

better dead then red you pinko hippie commie (just a joke mods plz no political post removal)