Kernel Kraken

Hello, dear friend. I am the crown prince of Nigeria, and my father, the king, has recently come across a large fortune but has unfortunately passed away just a week ago. I do not know how to spend this fortune and require your help- as I have inherited the fortune but I cannot access the account the money is stored in because of the number expiring. If you could send 5,000 American dollars via a western union I could once more activate the accounts and access the money once more I will repay you in double. Attached to this email is a secondary account you will send the money to. Thank you for your help.

10/10... It's everywhere... Make it stop!

Is this python? If so it would just be a syntax error. (print) realkerbal3xshill would just say the words realkerbal3xhill. Parenthesis, not brackets.

I break.inti your house and dmash the cookie jar. I then transmutate all of the prices into a cookie, and destroy the origional cookie. My fake cookie.

I use my orbital weapons platform and fire several 5000- pound bunker busting chemical bombs, gassing everyone in the bunker hill to either die or get out. I set it on fire as the gas was also flammable to get rid of any left and storm the hill with an army of identicle Seal- Team-6 clones.

...With a massive space and a blue police box inside it. The building is a cardboard box on top of..

...someone gets bored and gets another game or leaves. This brand new board game, whose board is made out of...

The same as poker, but if the player has a 'Nope!' card, they can play it at any time and invalidate any play by anyone.

Old MacDonald after getting an IT degree.

EDIT: this response is stupid. Ignore this.

That fine print is very, very fine.

No one was talking about racing or a speedie recipe. What the heck is going on?

Where I'm from it's common to watch tornadoes as they come towards you. At least people talk about doing that. After the tornado gets too close for comfort you run inside and get into a storm shelter.

@kerbiloid's responses need to be re-formatted and added to the 'Kerbal' page on the wiki as Canon.

This is going to get boring real fast. I dig up the hill and load it on to several dump trucks. I load the dirt on to a 120- ton SSTO and drop it on Duna. My space hill.

The user below me has a beastly PC!

You kinda have to say how you take the hill, like 'I used zero point energy to lift up the hill and put it near my house. My hill' or something.

(Two gunshots sound) Kerbiloid has stopped responding.

I will remove his forced vacancy from this sector of the internet. You will get your with, but it will be incorrect. (Rephrase the previous sentence)

You accidentally download the sthu part pack. (Shut the heck up) Your mouth is sewn shut and you cannot talk. I wish he had download the correct part pack.

Nope.avi @Earthlinger, I presume?

6/10, generic Kerbal picture.

I restart the server. My cookie.

I'm trying not to give away to much personal info :p

I was too late to make this pun but: "Just Zim".