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Kernel Kraken

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  1. Kernel Kraken
    Two Words: Gas Mask. I still have my Aperture Science- brand Hill.
  2. Kernel Kraken
    Ok then... I have an idea. I'll do a live stream or a video or something later of me making a better one, lol.
  3. Kernel Kraken
    I fire a blue portal under the hill and a yellow one under a cloud that is above my plot of land. My hill. (Canonically different people have different portal colors. Chell's are blue and orange, atlas and P-body have red and orange and something else. It's obvious where I got my colors from.)
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    Today I logged in to the forums for the first time in weeks!
  5. Kernel Kraken
    Not at all. Button feedback has become something of a luxury lately, and people sometimes buy items with good button feedback just for it. Take gaming keyboards for example. If someone made a car with all the buttons recycled from an IBM model M i'd buy it. Sadly I can't drive :(. My complaint: people at public pools are so inconsiderate. Oh, here's someone having a nice day, relaxing and enjoying himself. Let's cannonball him.
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    Step 1: open door, dog runs outside Step 2: dog drops a deuce in backyard Step 3: dog runs back in Step 4: said deuce composts into fertilizer for the lawn after a few months or so. We have the greenest backyard in the neighborhood!
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    Wrong Definition.
  8. Kernel Kraken
    Well shoot, I messed up on trying to learn how to ethically invade foreign devices on principles of software. I can't figure out how to imbed images, so insert a 'why is the FBI here's meme here.
  9. Kernel Kraken
    The best theory as to when the world was created is the last Thursday theory, because it's impossible to disprove. The universe was created last Thursday and we are all given false memories and possessions of time before last Thursday to make it seem as if time has existed for thirteen billion years.
  10. Kernel Kraken
    Europe's The Final countdown is now playing in your head. Due to annoying songs you lose your concentration and lose 2 perception points for the next ten turns. Hey, Crit Happens.
  11. Kernel Kraken
    Yup. ASDFMovie, one hundred percent. It's impressive how many memes (now considered stale memes, but whatever fits your fancy) sprang from it. TomSka is an artist of the highest order.
  12. Kernel Kraken
    Hmm... A cepholopod with my name on most accounts or just the yellow cepholopod. Pretty self explanatory.
  13. Kernel Kraken
    Wanna know how to rep farm? Post high quality, funny, or helpful posts helping people, telling good stories, or just for the heck of it. Most people should just be doing this already...
  14. Kernel Kraken
    He means he wishes phone manufactures included removeable batteries in their top o' th' line phones.
  15. Kernel Kraken
    Well, now you've changed your picture. You're screwed- in an ideal situation, you'd have Cananada's military to protect you. But...
  16. Kernel Kraken
    A: you have five initials? B: I would like to know if that is physically possible with late 60's technology.
  17. Kernel Kraken
    Purple geologist wants rocks so he can snap his fingers.
  18. Kernel Kraken
    Marco's Pizza cheesy bread sticks. The magic food. They're even better with sauce. Either that or a double stack of chocolate chip pancakes with bacon and chocolate milk.
  19. Kernel Kraken
    What. The. Heck. Is this a typo or is Microsoft working miracles in the windows phone factory?
  20. Kernel Kraken
    After months of being a PubG fanboy, I tried fortnite PC. And it is awesome. Fortnite mobile still sucks though.
  21. Kernel Kraken
    My PC is from HP (It's an Omen PC), which does not allow BIOS over clocking and thus it's somewhat painful to try to get the software to overclock. That's my only complaint with the PC, it runs great otherwise.
  22. Kernel Kraken
    I cannot understand this statement and in order to preserve my dignity I will not be saying 'what on God's loving green earth are you talking about'.
  23. Kernel Kraken
    I honestly cannot stand either Samsung or Apple. They both price phones at rediculous amounts nowhere near the price. I have a ZTE Blade Z max- 16 mp camera, octo-core 1.4 GHz processor, a 6- inch 1080p IPS screen, 36 gigs of memory and 2 gigs of ram. One hundred and thirty dollars. Neither Samsung nor apple realize that you don't have to markup phones prices by like 400 percent ($270 dollars to manufacture an iPhone X) to turn a profit. EDIT: I have also used this phone to do the vast majority of my forum activity.
  24. Kernel Kraken
    That would be a freakin' awesome way to be cremated.
  25. Kernel Kraken
    Reinforced, cheaper version? I'm on it. im surprised you left out the tendency of the wings to snap off in maneuvers of over 3 G's :p
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