Kernel Kraken

Aww, man. That sucks. I hope everything's alright for y'all.

https://knowledgenuts.com/2013/08/10/the-pledge-of-allegiance-was-written-by-a-radical-socialist Not a socialist here, but if the far right (most of the government at this time) knew this bit of trivia, hooooooooooo- dang, the debates would be hilariously entertaining on whether to let this pledge exist in any way shape or form.

Where I live it's acceptable and perfectly normal to watch EF4 tornadoes from your porch (we do have the record for the biggest and most powerful tornadoes). This tornado season has been very uneventful, like twelve or so low- profile touchdowns made the news. Usually there's an EF5 every year at least. This might sound like a crazy complaint but this is the heart of tornado- ville, america. Tornadoes ain't nothing to get excited about. There hasn't been any cool footage to watch. EDIT: https://weather.com/storms/tornado/news/2018-04-19-no-tornadoes-oklahoma-record-2018 Small explanation.

It's... May? I've been waiting five months

Wrong thread bud. I'm replying here. Not @kerbiloid. Me. Waiter! I'll specify that I wanted several canisters of chlorine gas and a gas mask.

I for one welcome our wonderful wind turbine power generators. I thing they're majestic. I need to find a way to not mention politics 24/7... I'll rephrase my political post: I don't like overly argumentative people. They generally don't know jack squat about what they're talking about. This is also the reason I like this forum: smart people talking about smart people things (mostly) in a (mostly) smart people way.

'Android vs iOS'. I get a bunch of FanBoys argueing their hearts out over essentially the same thing as meat shields!

I'm not sure if I want to see the rest of the craft...

Try moving some cables out of the way to allow more airflow- it looks like some pretty neglected cable management going on there.

Hello, and thanks for calling Walmart. We are still procrastinating on your latest order, so please bear with us as we try to figure out how to make frikin' fuselages. Thank you for shopping at Walmart.

I agree. You don't see people with parachutes going down and then making them magically dissapear in real life (I think) and if you can skydive from the edge of space with a permanent grin on your face bathing in the flame of BadS- ery (or Re- entery, whatever) you should know how to pack a parachute. Especially if you can land without stumbling or running to break your fall.

A Jimmy John's footlong with salami and cheese. Best sandwich.

Yes, my fellow person whose intelligence is of great magnitude! Nuclear thermal propulsion system!

3033. I'm in mum's car! Broomy broom.

*Download*

Of the P.O.T.U.S.

You're all fools! That hill was a mountain! It's king of the hill, not king of the mountain!

Granted. You get one hundred percent of the questions wrong. I wish I had a 59 percent share in Tesla.

Speaking of stupid stuff, I've found the best way to end two people's argument. You ready for this? 'Just shut the heck up, you're both stupid!'

Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. (Copypasta'd from FANDOM) http://mixels-lucky-screenshots.wikia.com/wiki/Steamed_Hams/Transcript

Screw tinting car windows; I'm gettin' this in a car and goin' storm chasin'! (I am allowed to type like that because I talk like that.)

I don't know about Tesla's, but I've seen a bunch of Corvettes (like twelve) in one day.

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Ok, I'll serve you! I would like several canisters of chlorine gas and a particle filter, please!

banned for using caps as well without punctuation.