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  1. Dirkidirk
    but boi! there is still hope, you gotta at least like the dog of corn or some other food on that list?
  2. Dirkidirk
    just like my brother DISGUSTANG and dead
  3. Dirkidirk
    Incorrect. or TUBM knows about the "random chimp event". OR TUBM wears them fresh glasses.
  4. Dirkidirk
    so yeah, everyone is dead, end of story.
  5. Dirkidirk
    well I do have an empty bottle. or TUBM is above 30
  6. Dirkidirk
    the holy peanut butter and jelly/jam is the best food, and if you disagree, then you die. corn dogs and corn cobs are also pretty Fresh. blueberry waffles, papaya smoothie, that passion fruit juice, CHEESE BREAD! MMMMMMM!11!1!!!!!!11!!11!!!!!1!!!!!! food is great.
  7. Dirkidirk
    wrong. TUBM is a noodle.
  8. Dirkidirk
    gets feces. Inserts softshell turtle
  9. Dirkidirk
    granted. I wish for KERBALS!!!111!!1!!!
  10. Dirkidirk
    Europaen E ?
  11. Dirkidirk
    get's mayonnaise. DISGUSTANG! inserts minion
  12. Dirkidirk
    get's a fire station. inserts air
  13. Dirkidirk
    Granted. there are now a bunch of adorable kerbals wandering around your house, doing adorable things. but the government soon takes them in your sleep. I wish for no like limit.
  14. Dirkidirk
    granted. but something about them has changed that makes them so cute that you can't kill them or risk killing them, your breain prevents it. thus they are useless. I wish for π.
  15. Dirkidirk
    granted. but then someone makes something called "education is the stuuf". 40 times worse, yet gets a million times the support. I wish for a dislike button.
  16. Dirkidirk
    gets a frozen water bottle. inserts random object
  17. Dirkidirk
    Granted. you now have incurable pneumonia, causing you to wheeze. I wish for the ability to draw human faces good.
  18. Dirkidirk
    to get. I got a cigar,
  19. Dirkidirk
    granted, but it's 7000 light years away. I wish for all these flies to die the second they try to land on me.
  20. Dirkidirk
    -95+ = -93-
  21. Dirkidirk
    last time I checked the console version is in 1.7. It probably will be updated in a few months, or never because ksp 2.
  22. Dirkidirk
    granted. but your fist is so weak that it breaks along with the wall. I wish to be less stupid.
  23. Dirkidirk
    run towards the target. why?
  24. Dirkidirk
    G E T M O A R ! ! ! ! 1 ! ! Inserts Irish potato gamer.
  25. Dirkidirk
    Granted. you get the cheapest reactor available, but it predictably explodes because that's what you should expect and i'm too lazy to think of something more creative... I wish for loops
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