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Dirkidirk

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  1. Can kirk survive the flaming antares crashing onto him? unless the United Federation of Planets has some personal shield that can protect him from it, I don't think so. now if he was in the enterprise then he probably will.
  2. I think that if they do, they'll probably update enhanced edition sometime after they finished updating the planet textures in the PC. I can do that, do you have advanced tweakables on?
  3. technically @Kerbaloid has never visited the forums and has joined in 2012, so it probably doesn't matter, @Kerbaloid...
  4. granted. you now have a cake that locks every elementary particle from the smallest photon to the largest uranium isotope that it touches in place. This means that as the cake is pulled towards the earth the section of table it impacts locks in place relative to the universe and so relative to earth and you, the air and wood around the cake move sideways at 583 km per second relative to you, and bring along the table, a large section of your house, a LOT of air, a couple of buildings, cars, trees and planes that happened to exist at the wrong place, and you if you're not careful. soon the cake is at the core of the earth shooting off massive chunks of lava and crust, and soon there is no earth. I wish for the knowledge of the location of that drawing that NO ONE must see.
  5. granted, but it is in the highest possible sun orbit. (when I say sun, I mean the RSS sun, not the stock ksp sun). I wish for a funknee joke.
  6. granted. but the meme is garbage. I wish for the rats in the attic to stop living.
  7. That exists (it actually does), but when you see it, you immediately hate ksp. I wish for the ability to properly speak to other humans.
  8. granted. but it hits you in the head. you say "OUCH!" granted. it collides into ours, and puts the entire milky way into chaos. and oh, how Fun, it's made of antimatter! I wish for a new inhuman experience that will forever change the course of humanity, for the better, and increase the budget of all space agencies by 500%.
  9. Granted, it is 100000 light years away. I wish
  10. some dwarf planets with highly eccentric orbits and weird moons would be nice, along with a vulcan analog. for parts, I want some 8 meter and 12 meter fuel tanks, larger engines for a lower part count, and larger command pods and space station modules. BIGER, MOAR HEATE RYESISTANT HEATE SHEILDES, and some Thicc landing legs for my 12 meter lander needs, bigger Ions, bigger XENON TANKS, BIGGER TRUSSES, BIGGER RCS, BIGGER SERVICE BAYS, a BIGGER NERVA, BIGGER solar panels, NUCLEAR REACTORS, NO, NOT THOSE PUNY RTGS, REACTORS!!111!!!1!!!!1!
  11. Yuri and his buddies were going to eeloo for a winter holiday, when the kraken attacked, destroying much of the 14 kiloton ship, and leaving him in a lander on a direct course to the core of the ice ball. He decelerated all he could, but was still approaching at 1 km per second, and he braced for impact. Yuri later woke up to find that he was still alive, but he couldn't see anything, the power running out hours earlier. He felt around for the door to the capsule and opened it, letting a billion particles of pulverized ice inside. Yuri Kerman wasn't ready to die yet. he knew that a kerbal eva pack has a very high range on eeloo, and at this time of year, he was bound to find someone, as long as he reached the surface. He jumped headfirst into the chunky ice, and dug and "swimmed" and crawled up. 30 minutes later he was still in the ice, and Yuri wondered if he was just not making much progress, or if the command module was much deeper in the ice than he thought. 4 hours later he was exhausted, and convinced that he was in a nightmare, then his eva suit ran out of power, and he started to get cold. thommy kerman - searching the wreckage with his crew.
  12. Granted, all quartz from the multiverse that was on or in a laythe is now in a giant crystal shaped mass 1 AU from earth. now for 100 percent of the day you can see it clearly as it slowly approaches earth. and no it wont turn into a black hole, for that he wanted a crystal. I wish for a non-corrupt genie.
  13. not granted, I can't find a way to corrupt this. I wish for BIG MONEY!
  14. Granted, but you will either ALWAYS forget to put RCS or will ALWAYS put docking ports the wrong way. and all of your creations will all be ug-lee! I wish for another doggo.
  15. this is so simple, it's effortless to find solutions for it, my uncle could do it, he doesn't even know english! you could just type "things", why "stuff", It don't sound right...
  16. granted. you are now a blob of hyperconscious, hyperaware, hypersensitive, hyperintellegent, constantly suffering kilometer wide blob of flesh and grey matter along with thevarious appendages and organs required to keep you alive. the proper way to exist according to a swine strinson-child. I wish for the truth.
  17. oh, well I play on le Xbox. the below me user likes doggos and knew the meaning of the word in the context presented before clicking the link.
  18. read me signature and you'll get your answer. tdmi has an IQ above 100
  19. meanwhile in high kerbol orbit, them survivors arrive and discover a whole slough (862) of shells approaching kerbin!!!
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