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wrorrect TUBM is currently on low charge

yas TUBM has tried green eggs and ham.

absolutely correct. TUBM pours the cereal first, but sometimes pours the milk first because they don't care.

So he NUKED them, forgetting that the kerbals have light speed communications with each other (aka radio) and Bigger nukes.

I clicked random article and... o no Fer (insect) grasshopper Office of Naval Research United States Department of the Navy United States Navy United States Air Force Military satellite Discoverer 1 Thor-Agena Launch vehicle Saturn V Space Launch System Orion (spacecraft) NASA space exploration spaceflight orbiter (simulator) Kerbal Space Program YAY

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but unfortunately the remaining kerbal population were able to escape and established colonies all around the solar system and beyond.

of course they soon realized that u can't eat metal, so instead they fed it to the deadly neumans on planet HC john 043.

zalgo text yaie TUBM has landed on the jool

it moo'e'd' "DO NOT EAT SNACC" in morse code, for some reason, all over kerbin.

123456789101112131415 TUBM has killed.

no, although they are far too slow for me. TUBM was confused by t̸̢̧̡̧̡̧̨̨̡̡̨̧̨̧̡̢̧̡̢̛̛̛̛͙͇͚̲̦͓̻̦̦̱̤̖͇̟̗̘̬̭̘̠̣̲̻̦͓͔͉̖͔̯͚̲̖̟̪̮͍͈̰͈͈͉̰͍̺̪͎̭͕͙͕̰͕̺̯̱̣̫͖̗̟̳͎̖̼̫̳̦̼̺̝̞̙̰̙̪̜͕̮̙͚̖̗̹͍̹͍̣͍̳͇̜̤͖̲̹̘̯̰̱͇̺̻̘͈͚͕̹̬͓̩͎̖̟͉̼͖̹̠̖̼͈͕͓͚̳̙̲̥͉͎̖͈̲̙͚̳͔̠̺̗͙̲͈̺͖̥̰̪͕̯̠̪͇͎͔͚͈̣̞͚̞̳̙͕͇̮̟͙̯͈̱͎̹͎͔̠̭͚̞̯͉̗̯͓̼̝̲͕̘̫͎̖̹̭̥͔͙͉̭̯͕̳͔͐̎̑̓͂̆͌͒̊̃̀̂͂̃̍̅͐̃̀̅̈́̏͌̏̔̉̎̈́͒̌̑̋͋͊̆͋̋̀͆̓̈́̌̐̊̉̎͊̓̐̄͑̀̒̋̈͆́̄̎̏̈̀̓̋̈̿͑͗̌́̍̀̅́̾̓̀̄̈́͒͛̃̐̽̂̈́̔̒̓́͑̉͂̒̈̔͐̾͊͊͒̌͊̾̒͐̐̉̈́́̑̒͑̂̍̊́̀̏̃͆̈́̂͋͊̾̉́͆͊̓̌͛̓̀͆͑̑͌̈́͆́̽̑̓̊̈́̈́̀͋̈̂̾̋̔̍̓̊̀́̈́̂̾̐̆͊͆͆͋̽̋̎̊́̀̍̿͒̍̔̄͌́̕̚͘͘̕͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͠͠͝͠͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅḩ̵̡̧̡̨̡̨̡̢̧̨̡̡̨̢̡̡̨̡̨̡̛̛̭͚̮̤̻͔̯̮̜͔̺̳̤̼͖̹̝̦̣̯̬̦̠͙͓͕͓̗͖̦͖͖̗̥̪̞̘̯̘̩̱͚͍͔͈̣̘͎̩̲͓̱̲̹̞̲͎̗̱͇̘̥͉̰͉̹̹̳̱̤͙͍̖̘̳͈͕̱̫̣͇͙͓̞̜͖͎̭̦̪͙̬̻̘͔̪͓̣͓̳̯͎̮̞̹͔̙͚̺̘̠̙̲̣̞͕͕͙̜͉̬̩̲̦̞̣̞̲̬̱͖̖̞͓̮̖̩͍̰̲͙̜̜̞̤̬̲̰̤͚̼͚̩̪͚̼̬̼̻̯̲̱̥̺̞̘͙͖̮̜͈͍̼̫͕̟̤͎͚̖͒̈́͂̑̐̓͌̀͂̀̔̓̾̆͌̽͐͌̇̋̈́̉̒͗̐̓̐́͊͒̒̋̌̅͒̈̽̀̽́͂͆̉̄̓̐̿͒͑͑̐́̍̎̎̐̀́̈͛̓͊̄͗͒͐̾̇͊̂̈́̓̔̔̇̅̌̈̅̓̋̆̑́̇̿̌̍̾͂̎̈͒͑͛̔̀͌̓̒̿̑̽͒̆̄̓̋̑̇̇͛̆͗͋̈́̈́͐̔͂̾͛̈̆͐̀̿̊̌̈̓̈́̆͗̋̀́͂̎̀͂̀͑̑̅́͊͗̔͐͛̿̓̈͋̆̈͊̓͛̎̓̎̆́̃̇̇̀̽̂͆̓̍̊̃̆̏̂̿̊͌̐͑̿́̕̚̕̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅį̸̨̢̢̡̡̨̢̡̨̢̨̨̨̨̢̨̡̧̧̢̧̢̛̛̛̱̗̞̙͚͍̮͕̺̯̳̗͙̰̯̣̹͓̟̦̳̻̼̠̲͕̙͇̖̻͚̮̦͇̘͙̭̤͔̠̙̪̭͓̖͚͙̭̤̗͚̼͔̠̻̤̪̬̮̳̖̣̘̪͉͕̪̖̟̲͎̯̬̣͖̬̯̦̪̙̖̖͉͍͎̱͕̫̞̱̬̥̣̺̰̥̺̰͎͚̠̫̹̮̯͈͎̖͈̹̣̼̜̗̣̣̗̫͎̺̜̟̬̺͇͍̦̼̠̜̝̭̗̙̱͙̪̟͖̤̞̦͖̤̩̝̫͕̺͔̫̣̤̱̠̝̤̥̤̠͔͙͚̟͕̲̞̠͖̼͎̙̯͙̹̟̣̜̏̅͗͐̋͒̉̎̋̓͛̈́̊̍̊̄̄̈̈͌́̈́̅̉̋͂̂͆̒̽̂̀͛̍͑̒̈́̉͆̄̓͂̇́̌̋̓͛̈́̈̃͂̊̿̌̉͗̀̀́̃̏̆̑͒̍̋̎̀́͆̃̍̿͌̎͑̃̍͊̉̆͑͊̈̑͋͑̄̉̅͛́͂̆͒̓̇̈́͐̒́̐̀̌̎̃̈̓̃̂̏̆̾͗̍̍̉͐̇̆͌̾́̿̓̓̋͒̓̓̊̋̌̿̏̂̑̂̈́̏͆̈́̔̔̉̈̓͛̀̒͋̀́̐͗̏͗͛̂̑̊͐̊̚̚͘̕̚͘͘̚̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅŝ̸̛̛̛̛̛̛̝̫̋̂̂̀̈̉͗̌͛̀̄͐̅̀̈́͑̿̈̅͊̌̏̍̀̍͊̐̿̏̉̉̉̾̓̋͒͑̒̈́́̀̏͐͂̿͑̈́͛̉̉͒̔̃̃̔̅̋̇͂̌͂́͋̒͆̓́̐͗͌̋͊̐͐̈́̾̿͊̾͆͗͆̒̍̿̉̆͊͑̌̑̓̈́̐̑́̈͗̇̓̎̈́̋̀̽̏̓̐͌̆͒̃̐̑̆̋͂̈͌̎̔̈́͑̑̈́̃͛̀̄͊́͒̿͆̈́̅́̔̓̓̿̒̍̀̑̃̌̒́͗̋͗̎͂̒̿̐̀̊̽̎̄̚̕̕̚͘͘̕͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͠͝͝ ̶̢̨̨̛̛̛̱͓̤̻͙̬̣̬̼̣̳̦̟̩̠̻͍͉͉̠̱͉̣̱̗̮̩͙͉̪͎͔̦̖̹̙̗̩͉͚̦̥̱͍̦̗͔̱̲͔̟̺̫͇͙̱̜͉͖̟̞̱͇̱̥̰̠͕̙͉̼̫͓͊̇̈́̊́̄̐̓̀̈́̂̀̀͗̅̅̆͛̄͆̊͋̉́͂͋̅́͛͋̓̈́̓̃͌͐͛̔̽̇́͌̃̿̽͑̀̋̎̽̎͐̋̽̓͒̈́̾͛́̃͛͌͊̄̌̓͆̈́͆̃̈́̿̈́͒̎̎͛̀̈̋̍̿̉̃̿̏̆̾͌͛̌̽̅̿̀̾͂͊͘͘͘̚̕͜͜͠ͅͅͅͅt̴̡̧̧̡̧̨̨̧̡̢̧̢̨̡̧̡̨̢̨̧̢̢̛̛̠̼͉̺̘̘̪̭̬̬̦̰̥̜̜̻̜̘̟̳͕̭̰͉̫̘̫̭̟̣̦̖̼͚̗͙͙̫̥̯͔̦͓͚͈̺̞̤̤̭͈̲͖̙͕̱͙̫̘̣͎̖̱̟̬͎̦̬̭̣͍̺͍̜̯͇̜̦̩͖͓͎͈͔͚̩͙̭̳̘̫̺̱̺̜̫̫̺̪̯̮͈̳̭̙̣̣̦̱͖̗̲̙̰͈̝̱̫̦̟̳͖͎͕͈̩̥̗̗̘̰̗̺̱͉̭̟̞̙̪̻̰̞̻͚̱̮̟̮̠̭͔̟͔͕̙̮̥̻̗̪̱̬̯̜̪̹͙̝̭̪̮͖̻͖͎͕͇̻̲̰̥̤̹͎̙̰̻̯͎̮̹͇̮̱̳̪̹̩̪̳̽̅̐̊͛̌̒̒̀̅̎́̈̒͌͑̑̃̂̈́̈͋̄̈́̍̈́̊̏̒̎̃̃̚̕͘͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅe̸̡̨̨̨̨̢̧̧̡̧̛̛̲͎͇̦̯̟̗̹͉̣̻̘̭̲͙̫̠̭̮͈̼̤͚̝̻̯̗̟̝̫̪̳̺̖̥͈̝͓̭̙͉͉͓̗͍̞̝̰̜̬͓̮̻̥̜̹͚͉̳̘̤̮̩̳͚͙͕̯͚͔̙̙̳̹̬̹͉̬̳͕̳̙̲͓̖͚̯̲̻̬̥̘̘̣͖͓̩̺̟͎̙̬̮̥͔͉͚͖̤̠͖̗͖̥̤̜̣̫͔͉͓̰̰̝̳̦̠͈̭̻̻̪̳̠̲̭̦̭̰̦̱͓͖̻̱̳̬̭̠̗̩̣̥̭͚̺̜̠̩̫͚͙̞̩̮̣͍̦̯͎͉̝̫͖̽͑̐͗͛͛̄̇̍̉̀̂̅̊́͌͑͋̓̈́̊̍̇̒͂̓̈͛́̈́̈́̊̐̓̒̎͊͐̈́́̾͐͂̐̐̔̀̀̚̚̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅͅx̸̧̨̧̢̡̢̨̧̨̡̧̡̢̨̢̨̡̛̛̛̛̛̗͕̳͙̼̻̺̰̖̥̩͇̹͈͔̳͖̫͉̠͓͖̤̮̱͍̥̤͍̝̜͈̞̭̙̯̻̣͇̠̜͎̘̘̹̮̜̰̜̖͉̮̹̥̟̩̫̯̺͓̠̦̤̼̝̱̩͍͉̝̯̪̣̞̪̟̺̟̖͔̫̦̗͍̩̞̰̟̭̭̹͉͈̙͚̩͚͎̭̙͉̻̖͉̟̤͔̤̙̫̲͍͈̑͗̿̔̄̋̄̍͂̏͌́͌̑̐́̒͛̿̋͛́͗́̋̑͌̂̉͋̏̊́́̋͋͛͂̓̊̿̓̾̾̄̑̔̋͒͛͆̓̐̑̔͆̒̇͒̿͋̊́̅̒̄́͊̈́̏͋̏͋̔͒̔͂̉̌̀̂̏̆͗̓̇̓̈́̎̏̎̉͒́̏̀̃͑͒͆̽̀̍̀̂̽̔̒̔͛̈́́̆̑̇́͌̋͌̔̿̈̌͂́̄͛̾̎̏̆͂͗̐̀͑̓̐̋̀͐̒͒̒͋̂̆͛͋̊͂̀́̎͂̀̌̈͑̀̕͘̚͘͘͘͘͘̚͘̚̚͘̕͘̚̕̕̚̚͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅt̵̨̢̨̨̡̨̨̨̡̨̨̧̢̢̡̡̨̢̧̢̧̨̧̡͈̱͉͚̞̤̻̯̼̼̬͙̩͕̫͎̮̼̭͔͎̮͔͖̼̘̤̮̲̭͎̪̠̺͕̞̹̤̦͎̖̰̲̩̻͉̘͍̩͔̫̼͓̭͎͔͖̭̱͓̳̗͕̺̭̞̝̻͔̘̝͖͉̣͓̟̗̠̹̣̠̥̟͍͎̟͉̖͇͇̻̗̗̘͉̹̬̝̞̰̜͈̮̖̞̹̪̥̳̠͔̩̩̳̥̪̬̺͓̰͇̘̥͈̩̘̥̹̯͖̲͍͈̬̯̹̼̘͇͎̗̩̟͍̣͈̻̳͖͕̭͇̳͈͉̝̝͈̮͈̭̣̞̥̪͙̲̝̼͙̮̺̹͇̗̙͈̣̘̤̯̱̖͍̮̟̗̦͉̺̼͙̼̺̤̋͒̑̈͂͗̍͛́̅̐̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͠ͅͅͅͅͅ

Y̷̨̨̛̜̼̱̜̖̮̜͕̩̖͎̬̝͙̝̠̠̺͖̝̝̗̯̥̻͚̭͎̯̜͊̈̇͂̎̀̂́̓̂͜͜Ę̵̗̫̲͔̝̘͇̪̦̟̯̹͖̟̮̟͋̑̈́̾̈́̀̇̿͂̈́́̄̀͊͐͊̽͛͝͠͠S̵̡͔͖͔̗͙̞͍̰̫̪͓̥̝͈͊̊̌̈́̃͌͋͌́̆̀̈͐̍́̆̉̈́̀̈́̂̓̽̎͜͝͝ TUBM is a fan of spaceX.

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you should click because @HansonKerman will have a midlife crisis if you don't.

meanwhile, in afterlife level +92, @HansonKerman has received a notification from unus annus, but he still can't comprehend, and instead has his mind, A-BLOWN!

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um, yes? TUBM has ninja'd someon- perfect timing. also yes, without them I would literally die. TUBM has ninja'd someone once.

wait, that's a requirement now? TUBM has landed at the lunar north/south pole.

you'll see. TUBM loves explosions.

seY TUBM has eaten a mango at least once

the frick is that? TUBM has played lunar lander.

doritos are meh. you may now smite me. TUBM knows about the irish youtube show, Meme Time.