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Dirkidirk

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  1. nononononononononononononononononononono NO NO NO! 5+
  2. stoppitnowyoufungit! ABSOLUTELY 5+ CMN, D GD PLCE Z WATN'
  3. wha... LUCKY. <snipped - image of a badly stubbed toe with broken skin> um... nevermind. but still, be glad that you didn't do something like urinate out a kidney stone or have your ear ripped off. I am.
  4. cmon, give in to the good side, we have poisoned cookies! 5+
  5. Watch some unus annus. Remember, ONE YEAR TILL IT ALL DISSAPEARS. Play some ksp, watch some dank memes on youtube, netflix and chill, watch dog videos.
  6. Your least favorite manchild has arrived to tarnish this forum with his stupidity and a new post! what was the most the most pain you have ever experienced? well for me: Onceus uponus a timus, around fall of 2018 (or was it 2019), me, my siblings and my father were removing large-ish rocks from my backyard and placing them in a wheelbarrow, when my pinkie finger was crushed between two rocks. It didn't really hurt that much, but unbeknownst to me my finger got chronic paronychia, and in the next two weeks it inflated to double its original size, and eventually separated my nail from my finger. But that wasn't the most painful part, it was my attempt at stopping it. yOu SeE, two months prior to this a similar thing happened to my thumb, but it ceased when my thumb accidentally impacted a thing, which led to the pus draining and my thumb returning to its original size. remembering this, I had the Brilliant Idea of hitting my pinkie against a hard wooden surface, and a few seconds later my red appendage impacted a surface at great speeds. And just so you know, nO pus came out of that finger. I prooooooooooobably had more painful experiences, like that one time 5 year old me stuck his arm into a broken window, Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I already wrote all of this, so... how about YOU.
  7. isn't everyone? TUBM is sleep deprived just like me.
  8. VERY BAD! there will be like 100 notifications BLASTING @GRS
  9. yupe yupe yupe yupe yupe yupe yupe yupe yupe
  10. um... yes? https://www.mattelgames.com/en-us/cards/dos
  11. well technically we are all related but... @GRS
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