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Dirkidirk

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  1. jay is a kerbal that EATS. One day, while exploring bop, she ran out of Food! looking around for another source, jay noticed something approaching her that looked a lot like a fried octopus, so she took of her helmet, somehow not dying, and bit into the krakens second to right tentacle. afterwards, she ASCENDED, and technically died, since her previous body and personality disappeared without a trace, well, except for her need to EAT. yaj kerman - staying at bop for a little too long.
  2. these damn pies make me sick just by smelling them and I don't know why. in fact, now I'm feeling queasy just by thinking about them. 0/10 would NOT eat again.
  3. Truly Exceptional, although the explosion at 4:02 was pretty meh, at least compared to the real thing.
  4. watching the spent stage impact the VAB, Richard wondered how a spent stage launched from the launchpad could impact the VAB, when he realized that he was going west! He immediately turned right, and at that moment accidently staged the second stage, which was no longer exactly under his third stage, and spun his rocket, flying at high speeds, into a big fat death roll. due to him still being in the atmosphere, the rocket sploded. dinky kerman - farting a little too loud
  5. excuses excuses excuses. when will you stop mucking around and start doing some good? 3+
  6. how long did it take for you to write that?!? anyways, I don't think that this is what @Dman979 wanted, or maybe he's fine with it, or maybe he just doesn't care. I'll start again. 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!
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