Dirkidirk

You both better not be underestimating my ability to build fusion rockets, with multiple stages and BOOSTERS FOR EACH STAGE ALL WITH ASPARAGUS STAGING, using the entire solar system as a giant slingshot, and PUTTING BOOSTERS ON BOOSTERS AND USING A MAGSAIL TO SLOW DOWN!

how

the earth would cease to exist, according to universe sandbox, maybe.

and you underestimate my ability to build fusion rockets with multiple stages AND multiple boosters, with asparagus staging.

After playing some 3-d lunar lander: I decided to continue dovelopment of my reusable orbital tug (ROT). After hours of tweaking I present to someone, this thing: This reasonably sized SSTO can carry an average sized payload to orbit, and then land back on the surface with the help of a large amount of parachutes. Here is the ROT in orbit with it's average sized payload: And here it is after landing in the ocean: Now some of the more keen eyed of you might have noticed that about 92% of the rocket is gone and the remaining 8% is in peices. Well that is because: 1. The parachutes could only slow it to 15 m/s. 2. It wasn't able to stay stable during reentry. Both of these flaws can be fixed by adding more parachutes, heat shields and some airbrakes.

Just landed a base somewhere on the mun. I didn't add landing legs, and instead used nose cones, because they are stronger and are much less bouncy. Meanwhile at duna: Meanwhile at ike: Meanwhile, on kerbin: (SSTO)

granted. 'stacks' appear in your body, and overflow I wish for a nice thing

yes

pterodactyls are not dinosaurs, besides, you look nothing like one. the debris from my splode impacts a nuclear silo, which is filled with 94389 nukes (possibly).

yes @K^2

rep die, njnkjnjkbhjbjftresdrFGhjioiytwqaWsedfvgbhnjmpoiuygtvbnSFRGHJNtgdfGtjuREtghMjki7654erw no they're not sued

BUI! @Dirkidirk

yes έķ νίĻĻάίή

no @Kerballing (Got Dunked On)

I eat minmus for dessert @The_Arcitect

It's 12:09 where I live

sMArT calling 911 because your mom is making you eat beans

granted. I can now read hieroglyphs! I wish for a perfectly safe to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwich. the sandwich itself is identical to any other peanut butter and jelly sandwich I ate before (all of them were safe), and the mass of the sandwich is perfectly safe to consume, absorb and turn into waste, and any waste made of the sandwich that I produce will disappear, and it's volume will be replaced by air (once it left the anus and dropped into the toilet), and the disappearance of the waste will not break the universe or affect anything/anyone else in a way I perceive as negative. the consumption of the sandwich will also not affect me or anything/anyone else in a way i perceive as negative, and the sandwich existing cannot affect me or anything/anyone else in a way i perceive as negative. and nothing can affect the sandwich with the intent (except for me) to eat it before I eat it, nothing can poison it, nothing can ruin it, and when it is consumed it tastes the good.

how? did you grant kerbiloid's non-existent wish instead of my existing wish? granted. you can now download any youtube from any timeline, but you can't know or chose which universe it came from. the third one you download contains some... disturbing content, a lot of it. I wish for the ability to pause and unpause time whenever I like. when I pause time, my body still works, and I can still move and think, and any object that I want to be in the same state as i am in when I pause time will be in the same state as i am in when I pause time. If the object requires energy to function, then it will get sufficient energy to do what i want it to do, including my brain and body (now I can play games and see the aliens in area 51). light however would not be affected by my time pausation and will continue moving, and any source of light will continue to produce light when time is the paused (i don't know how, just do).

i am 82% sure that you work for star theory, and are looking for the best form of Supply Network Management for the game, that the most people would lIKE

scott kerman was one day flying safe, VERY SAFE. then a kerbal by the name of matt kerman got jealous, and shot a missile at scott's safe flyer. luckily, scott's seat ejected in time, unluckily, he is now flying without propulsion, and matt crashed into him. jeb kerman - jealousy (not jebediah, he would never give in to jealousy)

fun fact, the windows logo is a portal to another dimension. I now have a new phone, and It's background is an mk1 command pod, connected by a TR-18A decoupler to an fl-t200 fuel tank, and a terrier. I don't think I can fit in that much less live in it.

ah Ha! your plane sploded!

one day Lind Kerman was diarrheaing on a toilet. the toilet doo doo pipe lead to the ocean, were a shark was existing. the shark smelled the waste, somehow, and became very angy. the shark swam to the source, through the sewer pipe, and destroyed the toiled, with lind sitting on it. danny kerman - tinkering with things he shouldn't have done the tinker to.