Sad news... but KASA is officially dead. I'm further along now on my new save than KASA, so I won't be here for a while. Once I finish my new save though, there might be a tiny chance of me coming back and restarting KASA. We'll see. KASA will be continued by @GuessingEveryDay. In the meantime....
Breaking News: Official Closure of KASA!
Y5, D109
Ronald Kerman, Sr. Reporter
In a meeting released to the outside today, we have discovered that KASA has been officially closed, and why:
Meeting Transcript:
Recorded on Y5, D108
[Start Transcript]
Gene: What time is it?
Wernher: Y5, D108 I thinks.
Gene: No, silly, what time is it?
Wernher: 5:24:59 Standard Time.
Gene: Ok. Intern, get me a coffee!
Intern: Right away, sir!
(Gene calls Jebediah, Valentina, Bill, and Bob to the meeting room)
Gene: So, do you know why we are here today?
Jeb: No.
Val: No.
Bill: No.
Bob: No.
Gene(*sighs*): Well, here's the gist... we're shutting down KASA.
Jeb: Wait, WHAT? WHY?
Val: Is it the usual?
Wernher: Yas, I am afraid it is 'the usual'.
Gene: Actually, it isn't 'the usual'.
Intern: What is 'the usual' anyway?
Gene: SHUT UP, YOU INTERN! JUST BRING ME A CUP OF COFFEE!
Bob: What is with you, Gene?
Bill: Yeah, you're usually only that mad when something REALLY bad happens, like that time Jebediah flew the X-5 into the SPH.
Intern: Wait... that happened here?
Jeb: Shut up, Intern!
Val: So then... what's the news?
Gene: Well, I've got good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Wernher: Obviously the gud news!
Val: Bad News
Jeb: Bad News
Bill: Bad News
Bob: Bad News
Intern: I don't care
Gene: SHUT UP, INTERN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BRING ME COFFEE! Anyway, Bad news first then. The bad news is, we have been shut down, and the KSC is being transferred over to the Military.
Everyone: WHAT!? WHY?
Gene: I'll explain. Basically, we are fighting a new war with the VonKermans... and well, the military wants our stuff!!
Val: If that's the bad news, then what is the good news?
Wernher: Um... we've been demoted.
Bob: What do you mean 'demoted'?
Gene: Yup, we've been demoted alright. Do you guys remember Woomerang?
Jeb: Yup, it was just a launchpad.
Gene: Yeah... we've been demoted. We've been moved to Woomerang, and our funding is so minimal that we can only afford to launch 1 sounding rocket each year. ONE! JUST ONE! (*Gene Rages*)
Bill: So then... where did our funding go?
Gene: THAT STUPID WAR, OF COURSE! We can't even afford coffee with our new budget!
Wernher: So then... like the old days?
Gene: Yep.
Val: Anything more?
Gene: That's about it.
(*Everyone Cries*)
[End Transcript]
WOAH! I also see... he uses restock!
