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For some reason i can't insert images through urls. That sucks considering i was going to upload more flags.
update: nvm it fixed itself
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What did you use to make this?
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THE K FILES VOLUME 3: THE VANISHING WOODS TOP SECRET UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS OF THIS FILE WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION BY KIA PERSONNEL (KIAUEIU) KERBIN INTELLIGENCE AGENCY UNUSUAL EVENTS INVESTIGATION UNIT REPORT ON CLASSIFIED EXPEDITION TO THE NORTHERN USSYA FOREST Expedition Profile Official Designation: Here Be Dragons Explorers: ████ "Molder" ██████ , ███████ "Featherston" █████ , ███ "Skull" ██████ Expedition Location: Northern Ussya Forest, Ussyan Union Start Date: ██/ ██/2072 End Date: ██/██ /2072 File Contents Expedition Background Expedition Findings Expedition Conclusion 1. Expedition Background Recently a wave of new disappearances surrounding the Northern Ussyan Forest area has prompted the Agency to send an expedition to the forest. For centuries the forest was locally known as "The Vanishing Woods" due to the fact that individuals who travel to the forest disappeared without a trace and never returned. 2. Expedition Findings The explorers departed for the forest from the village of Ostyakoyovest, which is only 1.4 KM from the forest and used it as a launching point in which the explorers arrived at the forest via truck. As the explorers entered the forest, their Navigation and coordinate systems broke down. Later, their communication systems also broke down. THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION WAS COLLECTED VIA AN INTERVIEW WITH THE SURVIVING EXPLORERS As they ventured deeper, the explorers noticed that their watches that they carried along stopped working. Further in, the ground started to rumble and it got progressively more colder. The explorers then encountered a group of people that wore similar clothing, but when the explorers tried to communicate with them, they appear to not speak the Ussyan language, but rather an completely unknown language which the explorers did not recognized. The explorers decided to ignore them. Later, a sinkhole appeared beneath ████ "Molder" ██████ , but he did not fall into the hole because the other explorers grabbed his hand as it happened, thus saving him. The sinkhole was rather unusual, it "sucked" ████ ██████ in like a vortex and there was no bottom, but rather a blinding white light obscured it, if it has any that is. As ████ ██████ was saved the sinkhole "patched itself up". The explorers decided that the forest was getting too hostile and backtracked to where they came. Thus ending the expedition. 3. Expedition Conclusion Any form of technology seemingly breaks down as you enter the forest. You also may encounter strangers who possibly speak no known language, the surviving explorers speculate that the sinkholes are portals to parallel universes and these strangers originate from said universes who are sucked into the "sinkholes" of their universes' version of the vanishing woods, The explorers later state that every parallel universe has their own version of the vanishing woods. The reason why at some point the ground rumbles in the forest remains unknown. Per aspera ad astra. Hic abire iubes. This file was created on ██/ ██/2072, shortly after the expedition ended. This file is property of the Kerbin Intelligence Agency
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THE K FILES VOLUME 2: THE SHIFTING RED SANDS TOP SECRET UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS OF THIS FILE WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION BY KIA PERSONNEL (KIAUEIU) KERBIN INTELLIGENCE AGENCY UNUSUAL EVENTS INVESTIGATION UNIT REPORT ON CLASSIFIED EXPEDITION TO THE "FACE ON DUNA" Mission Profile Official Designation: Cydonia Crew: ████ "The Sand" ████████ , ████████ "Sandwalker" ████, ███████ "Tusken" ████, ███ "Seeker" ███████ Launch Date: ██/ ██/206 █ Launch Site: The Jebistan High Grounds Launch Facility Landing Site: Duna One Colony File Contents Mission Background Mission Findings Disappearance of "Seeker" Mission Conclusion 1. Mission Background Recently the discovery of "The Face On Mars" following a massive dust storm which revealed it had led to the Agency funding a second interplanetary expedition. The structure is located in ███████ Terra, which is only 20 KM from the recently founded Duna One Colony. The mission uses it as a launching point in which the crew uses a specialized Duna vehicle to get to the location of the structure. 2. Mission Findings The mission found that the structure is made of hardened regolith through sampling. The structure "opened up" as the crew approached the structure, followed by a communications blackout. Causes are unknown. THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION WAS COLLECTED VIA AN INTERVIEW WITH THE SURVIVING CREW MEMBERS As they entered the structure, the formerly white "interior" of the structure changed into a pitch black color. In the front of the crew a hologram of our solar system appeared followed by the appearance of a "Dunaean" an alien described as "Similar to us, but with a rounder face, a slender body, a red skin color and much more taller than us" the Dunaean, using a form of sign language, explained that it was one of the last of their kind. The Dunaean civilization was destroyed by the Kraken, formerly known to only tamper with space travelers, has said to be capable of civilization destroying abilities and more. The Kraken has said to be affecting only civilizations of space faring capabilities. Only after the "catastrophe" that surviving Dunaeans inside the Face On Duna discovered the "Kraken repellent", a form of "dark arts" that prevented individuals and objects from being affected by the effects of the Kraken. The Dunaean later explained that Duna was once a lush green world with oceans similar to Kerbin, then the Kraken using it's planet affecting abilities, somehow solidified the planet's interior causing the magnetosphere to decay and killing all life on the planet. It later warned our civilization of the Kraken declaring it a threat to all civilizations in the Universe. It also mentioned a cult surrounding the Kraken that practiced "dark arts" The crew later told the being a similar cult can be found on Kerbin as well, in the form of The Cult of The Reawakening. The being later ended the "presentation" by transporting the crew outside through teleportation. Outside, the crew saw the mask was once again covered in regolith concealing it again as a hill. 3. Disappearance of "Seeker" ███ "Seeker" ███████ mysteriously disappeared after the crew entered the mask while doing scouting around the mask. Cause is unknown. 4. Mission Conclusion This mission revealed that Duna was once a Kerbin-like world. And harbored a intelligent species which created a advanced civilization like ours. But the Kraken destroyed the civilization and turned Duna into what it is today. Per aspera ad astra. Hic abire iubes. This file was created on ██/██/206█ shortly after the mission ended. This file is property of the Kerbin Intelligence Agency
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TOP SECRET UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS OF THIS FILE WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION BY KIA PERSONNEL (KIAUEIU) KERBIN INTELLIGENCE AGENCY UNUSUAL EVENTS INVESTIGATION UNIT REPORT ON CLASSIFIED INTERPLANETARY EXPEDITION TO THE CELESTIAL BODY EVE AND IT'S FINDINGS MISSION CODENAME: SENTINEL Mission Profile Official Name: █████████ Crew: ███████ "Skipper" ████ , ██████████ "Private" ███████ , ████ "Jumbo" ████ , ██████ "Jumper" ██████ and ███ "Eagle" ███ Landing Site: Mt. ████████ Landing Site Designation: Big MT Launch Date: ██/ ██/ ████ Launch Site: ████████ Launch Facility Eve Structure Designation: Evehenge Mission Duration: ███ Days Mission Findings Further analysis of carvings on "Evehenge" Further analysis shows that the carvings tell the stories of an advanced civilization which is composed of how the structure was able to be constructed and a message to future generations. THE FOLLOWING IS A ROUGH TRANSLATION AND THUS POSSIBLY INCORRECT AND SUBJECT TO POSSIBLE CHANGE "Construction Process" The civilization built it using some form of shear legs, which carried massive marble rocks with some possibly originating in a mine miles away from the structure. Before they were carried, they were carved into various shapes. "Our Legacy" It's says that future generations who are reading this should know them better than they do, and ultimately know their fate. Discovery of More Ruins Approximately 20 Kilometers west from "Evehenge" are discovered more ruins, closer analysis shows these are the concrete foundations of buildings, possibly a modern city. The official sign that the possible civilizations that once inhabited Eve are once technologically advanced as ours. Successful Mapping of Insulated Pockets Beneath The Surface Using advanced piercing X-Ray technology, the crew has successfully mapped several insulated pockets beneath the surface. Liquid Water has been detected. Successful Extraction of Groundwater The crew has successfully drilled to these pockets, and using a pump the crew has successfully extracted the water. Using a telescope, droplets of water harbor millions of simple organisms. Life has defied all the odds on this ever hostile world. Per aspera ad astra. Hic abire iubes.
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SN4 has 'sploded recently. Well that sucks. Especially when there is no revert flight button.
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THE K FILES VOLUME 1: WHAT LIES BELOW TOP SECRET UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS OF THIS FILE WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION BY KIA PERSONNEL (KIAUEIU) KERBIN INTELLIGENCE AGENCY UNUSUAL EVENTS INVESTIGATION UNIT REPORT ON MYSTERIOUS SIGNAL ORIGINATING FROM EVE ON 15TH OF SEPTEMBER 2045 KERBIN STANDARD YEAR (KSY) AND MYSTERIOUS STRUCTURES ON EVE INDICATING POSSIBLE EVIDENCE OF PAST HABITATION 3 weeks ago at approximately 15:46 East Jebistani Time (EJT) the East Jebistani Space Center (ESCC) reported a mysterious signal originating from the planet Eve. The signal was unusually powerful and continued for 72 seconds before stopping. Cause of the signal remains unsolved as of the creation of this document. ████████ ██████, a scientist from the Jebistani Space Agency (JSA) was astonished but is advised by KIA personnel to keep such event classified until ██/ ██/ ████. Yesterday at approximately 17:44 West Astanistan Time (WAT) The █████████ Rover at Eve photographed mysterious structures protruding from the surface of Eve. Mission Control was immediately contacted by agency personnel to keep the event classified until ██/ ██/ ████ . Following inspection, the structures are composed of spikes, arches and walls organized in a unusual pattern, and are made of a mysterious purple stone. Possibly tinted by the atmosphere. Closer inspection shows carvings on the structures, composed of strange symbols, stick figures, possible animals, water, and a grassland environment. A possible theory by ███████ ███ , who is a leading scientist at the agency's Science Division, states that Eve was once a lush world like Kerbin, Kerbol then increased it's luminosity as it aged which pushed Eve out of the habitable zone. It's oceans boiled away and life was extinguished. The fate of the sentient beings remains unsolved. Some life could have survived underground in insulated pockets or in underground reservoirs. Interest in finding this insulated pockets has pushed the agency to send a secret expedition to map and access these areas in collaboration with several space agencies. The expedition has since been approved by ██████ ████ , the head of the agency. Hic abire iubes
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Chapter 1 That's No Asteroid It was a sunny morning at the Kerbal Space Center. The birds were chirping and skies were clear. Just a normal morning. Mission Control is full of activity because there is a interplanetary mothership in LKO and it's about to depart for Duna. This seems like a normal mission. But it's about to be cut short. The Tracking Station is currently tracking the mothership but something massive was detected entering Kerbin's SOI. There hasn't been an interplanetary mission in 2 years. What is it? The object appears to be perfectly radio silent and appears to be an asteroid. But much more larger than even the largest asteroid ever detected. And it's orbit appear to be changing. The object later entered HKO using an unknown form of propulsion. It later performed several Hohmann Transfers and settled into the same orbit as the mothership. Mission Control started to get worried. Meanwhile, the news sent a shockwave throughout the planet. We were not alone this entire time. The object in question was discovered to be Gilly. It was no asteroid all along. Who could have guessed? It has moved from Eve orbit to Kerbin orbit using a form of propulsion that is yet to be invented. In the KSC, scientists propose that Gilly was an alien interstellar probe disguised as an asteroid that arrived here around 4 billion years ago. The same time as the solar system formed. The interplanetary mission was later postponed and the Kerbin Space Agency begin planning for a mission to the now relocated Gilly. A mission to Gilly has never been this easy. 2 months after Gilly arrived the Kerbal X rocket was ready for liftoff and the crew was ready. Now it's time for the preperation. The Kerbal X was delivered onto the KSC's Launchpad by rocket crawler. The crew later entered it through the Launch Tower. Final checks are made and the mission is ready for liftoff. "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, Ignition started, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and liftoff! We have liftoff!" The spectator crowd cheered as the crew venture to orbit to discover the ancient secrets of Gilly and eventually discover we were not alone. The crew capsule entered LKO and eventually the crew begin plotting for a rendezvous with Gilly. Some delta-v required. After some time the crew module successfully rendezvoused with Gilly and entered orbit around it. The craft decelerated from orbit into a collision course with the surface. Using it's thruster, it softly landed on the surface. A crew member looked outside through the window and saw the beautiful blue marble Kerbin, hanging in the sky, shining brighter than the full Mun. The crew went outside for EVA, and saw the desolate landscape. There's barely any gravity here so the crew used their jetpacks. In a deep valley, they saw sharp spikes poking out of the ground made out of some unknown material of biological origin and it's glowing white. "What on kerbin is that?" "Is it the aliens? Maybe we should have listened to the conspiracy folks." "These aliens don't look like the black aliens they imagined. Instead it's whatever that thing is." "Can you guys shut up for a moment? We're professionals here. Let's sample it for kerbin's sake." Eventually they did. They decided to put it into a spare, empty mystery goo container. They described the biological material as "Similar to mystery goo but it's glowing white, possibly bioluminescence." They named it the "Gilly Goo" i suppose that they have no other options other than that. After they sampled the spikes. They lifted off into orbit once again. Then performed another burn to escape Gilly's minuscule SOI. They returned once again to Kerbin orbit. Lastly they perfomed a final burn to deorbit the spacecraft and reentry. As the fires of reentry burned the ablator and the G forces buckled the capsule. They have returned to Kerbin's safety. They splashed down into the ocean. They turned the sample to the R&D. We got our first look at alien life. Although it was risky considering possible contamination to the enviroment or by us. We call a moist speck called Kerbin our home. We once remained ignorant of the vast universe that lies above the skies. If we don't go above the sky, then the sky shall come to us. (Chapter 2 is in WIP.)
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Of course. I am a man of culture.
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Planets and moons you have visited
HCB-11 replied to Cant think of a username's topic in KSP1 Discussion
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What’s the first thing you’ll do in ksp2?
HCB-11 replied to Lewie's topic in Prelaunch KSP2 Discussion
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You get a million dollars but for the rest of your life at random, you are suddenly teleported to a random time period. For example, you are ordering a coffee at a Starbucks and suddenly *POOF* you get teleported to Berlin in 1945 just before the Soviets capture it. Although after a certain amount of time you do get teleported back to where you came and you don't affect history. Would you take it?
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Imagine if you have a functioning time machine and you can travel to whatever year in the future and ask whoever you come by. For me i would travel to the year 3000 and ask someone "Does humanity have a glorious galactic empire?" What is yours?
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Comedy from the future (for all the time machine owners)
HCB-11 replied to HansonKerman's topic in Forum Games!
I know one from 2100 "Imagine fighting global warming. This post was made by Mars gang"