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waiter, there's 1 (3 pound) whole chicken 4 carrots halved 4 stalks celery, halved 1 large onion, halved water to cover salt and pepper to taste 1 teaspoon chicken bouillon granules (Optional) in my soup

<PROTOCOL 24.32-A5b> <NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING ACTIVE> maybe. maybe am human. no idea. TUBM is the user below me.

nope. ur mom flixxbeatz @ColdJ

i activate cookie and it explode, use exploded cookie as batter. MY COOKIE.

jeb just saw the wretched war crimes of humanity

multistage lander

you can pilot planes very well, even in storms!

sequel trilogy good

post above should be 2348 floor 2349: heavy update is stored in the vault in this floor, surrounded with non euclidean maze

granted but all of those wishes can only be used to get food coupons i wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year

do not crash ssto

Even worse, the goo decided to demonstrate its properties itself and blew up, releasing plasma and shattering the ruins into fine dust.

banned for hosting full signature somewhere else

Kerbal Space Program is the best rocket science game of all time

why chapter 32 end bad >:( >:(

...this isn't the end, right?

LORE I found another one of these scribbles signed "Old Man Joe". I really have no idea what Mr. Joe here was trying to convey through these weird drawings and barely comprehensible text. All of them are about "they", which I assume are the creatures he drew, how "they" are roaming in the woods, do not go alone at night, breaking bad dawn, and in one of these he explicitly stated that "they"'re all coming to eat us out. I mean, the thought of a bigfoot-cyclops cross slowly devouring me is enough to make me puke, but the possibility of such a thing ever happening is zero, because IT'S NOT REAL. And yet, here I am, in my motel room, hours after finding Joe's scribbles, unable to sleep, with my thoughts obsessing over them. All these racing thoughts make the wind howling and leaf rustling sound more intense... wait, what are those sounds exactly? Am I sure that it's just the wind howling and leaves rustling??? Oh no, not again... TBC STUFF 1. I am bad at writing. 2. My pen tablet is acting up, glitching and jumping around like a madman. I am left with 2 possibilities: 2a: The issue solves itself, and I can make higher quality drawings. 2b: It doesn't solve itself, and I'm forced to switch to pen and paper. 3. More coming up.

Nah, they don't even know that KSP exists. @ColdJ getting warm yet?

your ssto crashes provide vital information that can be used to prevent other disastrous incidents in the future

no @OrdinaryKerman

your coldness helps slow down global warming

good. anyways i need some confirmation from the KSP team is this true i have pressed the xkcd "random" button 100 times

hey y'all im back with a bunch of stuff i made some photoshops with random pfps i found by searching on google sunglasses emoji devil emoji was searching for pictures of monuments on google to make this thing, this one looks like the most fitting spider Shang-Chi and The Legend of The Ten Rings

Plot twist: It's 1883 and your volcanic lair is Krakatau (@JB182) KABLOOIE! MY HILL.