Kerbal Productions

Floor 2957: Akagi's friends on the bar

Wanna go with @BlackMesaSurvivoron the ban jail?

A shepherd!

DESTINATIONEpsilon Eridani Destination arrival. Oh! We're going to the frozen moon, not the planet! Wow. Payload undocking! Mission almost done. After a little fine-tuning of path, we arrive on the first desired orbit. Deployment! This looks cool but this isn't where we are! Here we are. Not that flat but it's rich on metal ore and ore. More than enough! And anomalies nearby Warp drive departs. Arrival in 300 years a day!

One meme!

Red alert! You're extra banned.

No, no, not the virus!

For some reason the image is small

For me, no one's cooler than her. And for that, you're banned. Twice. Don't think you're getting out of the ban jail anytime soon.

Banned for hating Taylor Swift

Granted, it explodes at 100.5 and explodes again with an energy of 2 tons at 101 parts. Harsh. I wish to witness that explosion

Blending carrot juice and drinking it after was my worst regret even though carrots are my favorite vegetable. It was just blended, and the only ingredients were water and carrots! It was our group project on Home Economics, my groupmate broke one of the water glasses after drinking it.

You are very active for a new person in the forums.

Good, now you're unbanned for recognizing Taylor Swift and others

Sure, here's paper. Thinner? Paper thin enough for you? And the pizza? It's in the paper, finely printed, color ink. Waiter! There are no puns on my soup! You told me I will have a ton of eggs-itement on the puns!

To see how triangles work on atmospheric planets! Is Minmus a comet?

How 'bout apple juice?

Nope lol

Meet the golden rocket 0.5! It contains the 4 probes with the scanning tech to see what's great for our colony to land on, as it will also be capable of making rockets, so instead of a painful Kerbin launch, we can launch from the outskirts of the system and go anywhere we want without the hassle of using an ISV or warp drive! Gimbals galore! This is a great view! Gimbals galore again! Circularization burn. A lot of things happen with one stage: After 10+ minutes (I forgot to screenshot), we arrive near the warp drive Docked! Warp drive charged and activated! A distant star... And after that, the game crashed | Quicksave was a thing so I can just load it. | Updates this week, so that this journey will be perfect!

More! This next one is real Oh this next one is really real! But this next one is so absurd it's not real That's why Principia is really a pain Let's joke ourselves first! And the last for the day:

Banned for saying country is banned. Our Song, Tim McGraw, Sparks Fly, Mine, Mean, Hey Stephen, Love Story, You're Not Sorry (whew, that rhymed), Superstar, etcetera, those are hits and those are her country songs!

Taylor Swift performing her song Mean on the Grammys. She's still a country star that time.

Banned for a lot of caps for no reason

(our writer didn't attend to our meeting to create incorrect representations of ColdJ)

It's because the aliens are taking our every attempt! Is Epsilon Eridani on my Downloads file?