EdwardKerman

Floor 2830 ¡ES ESPAÑOL!

floor 2829: a guy saying ¿Hola tú es muy abrigo? No hablo Español.

we are both a series of photons. that's sad

I'm not funny. I think you have a hamster strapped to your face and no my profile was made in pixilart, not windows paint

don't you become a Borg now SSTO crasher, assimilation would not be fun if anyone gets that joke I respect them

Hollywood goes bankrupt and the KSP team buy it kerbalcookie

I was doing other stuff almost all of the time. also shouldn't it be kerbaliod not kerbiloid

I looked over to where the sound came from in surprise. I didn't recognise the language but they sounded angry, I grabbed a rock and prepared myself in case of a fight. a vehicle came hurtling over the crater ridge and a kerbal fell out of it onto the ground. I ran over cautiously and helped him up. he said his name was...

was that supposed to annoy me? your gonna get roasted so much we'll need the fuel tank Jeb filled up with BBQ sauce on standby if you read this you will regret it

lemon of annoyance has targeted you because you are a firecracker/bomb combo annoyance in 100 99 98 97 96 95 94 93 92 91 90 89 88 87 86 85 84 83 82 81 80 79 78 77 76 75 74 73 72 71 70 69 68 67 66 65 64 63 62 61 60 59 58 57 56 55 54 53 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 31 30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 you are annoyed by lemon. good luck annoying me I'm immune to people's opinions and other stuff like that.

I shoot down your plane with a tennis ball cannon and create a strange matter cookie in a special facility built over a millennium to stop it's escape

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keep going! I look forward to seeing how the plot develops. sorry it's been a while but I've been busy with school and stuff

...a wired looking device. suddenly a timer activated and it started to beep, I dropped it in surprise and ran for cover. the timer ticked down... 6 7 5 4 3 2 1 0. nothing happened and then it fell apart on the ground. I examined the hardware and saw a broken red wire which must've been damaged when I dropped it. I inspected some other components and saw a flashing light and an antenna on one of them. I heard a distant rumble in the sky, steadily growing louder. I looked up. several orbital missiles were barely visible but getting closer every second. for the second time in a minute I ran for cover. I jumped behind a boulder, using the piece of heat shield I had cut out of my capsule as a shield. the heat blasted into me and the shockwave rippled through me hurling me through the sky I saw as my capsule and everything near it was ripped to shreds including the ground. I hit the ground and everything was pain then black.

Thanks! I've installed trajectories, and it works like a charm!