Mr. Me

steel beams

My favorite would probably be the A10. I mean look at that thing.

Entrevista com Jô Kerman

I take a moon while none of you are looking my moon

I sealand it...Again My anti aircraft platform.

"What do you call pregnant?" ... "A 747 Dreamlifter!" My rescued comedy show

I remember a long time ago when I saw a malware ad on YouTube that told me "YOU ARE OUR TEN THOUSANDTH VISITOR THIS IS NIT A JOKE"

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Your lack of movie references offends me, inciting me to leave the comedy club and found my own hill. My second hill

I storm Paris and retake the catacombs My Roman Empire

I attend the comedy show and make some memes. My memes

Why do the Rockets Boom? If you have been paying attention to the news lately (which you should’ve if you actually read us), you would have seen that a ragtag group of scientists, led by the presumed deranged Wernher von Kerman, was testing propulsion methods to get a kerbal to space. I recently had a chance to speak to Wernher in his office last week: Greg: So, what do you call this project you are working on? Wernher: We call this the Jumping Flea. Jebediah, the pilot who volunteered to fly this Kraken of a machine, was generous enough to give us the parts to build it. G: What do you finally hope to accomplish from this mission? W: we want the end goal to be that Kerbalkind will eventually expand among the stars. G: I noticed that all 7,829 previous tests have failed. What are you doing this time to prevent another accident? W: We tried to pack more Snacks this time. That way Jeb will have less of an incentive to detonate the craft in protest. This test, the 7,820th in the past three years, yielded the same result as all the others: an explosion upon launch. I decided to speak with Gus Kerman, the lead engineer of the KSP to find out why it happened: Greg: So why did the craft explode this time? In tests past, it was due to pilot distress. Was it different this time? Gus: Actually, it was. This test we lost because the fuel, which we dubbed boom-boom powder. Gr: Wait, you don’t know what fuel you use? Gu: No, we found it lying by the side of the road. -Greg Gutfeld Kerman Kerbal Chronicles Science Correspondent

Here is my submission: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qtq665q0gzgl9iv/Kerbal Chronicles Submission Mr. Me.docx?dl=0 Why do the Rockets Boom? If you have been paying attention to the news lately (which you should’ve if you actually read us), you would have seen that a ragtag group of scientists, led by the presumed deranged Wernher von Kerman, was testing propulsion methods to get a kerbal to space. I recently had a chance to speak to Wernher in his office last week: Greg: So, what do you call this project you are working on? Wernher: We call this the Jumping Flea. Jebediah, the pilot who volunteered to fly this Kraken of a machine, was generous enough to give us the parts to build it. G: What do you finally hope to accomplish from this mission? W: we want the end goal to be that Kerbalkind will eventually expand among the stars. G: I noticed that all 7,829 previous tests have failed. What are you doing this time to prevent another accident? W: We tried to pack more Snacks this time. That way Jeb will have less of an incentive to detonate the craft in protest. This test, the 7,820th in the past three years, yielded the same result as all the others: an explosion upon launch. I decided to speak with Gus Kerman, the lead engineer of the KSP to find out why it happened: Greg: So why did the craft explode this time? In tests past, it was due to pilot distress. Was it different this time? Gus: Actually, it was. This test we lost because the fuel, which we dubbed boom-boom powder. Gr: Wait, you don’t know what fuel you use? Gu: No, we found it lying by the side of the road. -Greg Gutfeld Kerman Kerbal Chronicles Science Correspondent Question: Do we get messaged by a SQUAD member when our submission has been read?

Que the Kerblish mods

MOAR HYPE

Should we upload our articles to Dropbox to submit them?

Banned for having more posts than me.

The USS Runabout makes a quick stop at Eve before heading to Bespin.

Hi @max_creativeyou still there?

I don't take it from you. Yours

Thanks for ordering the NKS special Waiter, there is originality in my soup.

Why yes you can. Waiter, can you please not redistribute my soup?

I follow it to the volcano. My Volcano

Our first SSTO, the Freebird, is out. Take it for a spin.

Time is relative. To us, you only ordered five minutes ago. Waiter, there is a steel beam in my soup.