Radion

Wire soldering

I oh-so-not peacefully use the entire Earth\'s nuclear arsenal to destroy your hill. I then build my own in Niveus. My hill in Niveus Res Publica.

(Sticky Grenade)

Granted, but it can only barely run it. You have green oceans and lag with 1 capsule, a fuel tank, and an engine. I wish for there to be a game that combines all of the good aspects of the Total War Series, Skyrim, Spore, the Civilization Series, KSP, and Orbiter in a spectacular manner.

I clone Luke Skywalker 999999999999999999999999999999 times, and unleash him among the Death Stars. Then I cobble the Death Star remains, and create a giant, unreachable hill. My hill.

(Sarcophagus)

I throw in a few grenades. My rubble hill.

Arcavox

I stand on the still-standing hill in Vexx\'s control. My sheer awesomeness takes it over. My hill.

Good sir, I will be taking a stroll on horseback to the local blacksmithe, and hopefully he will have my arms ready to conquer the world, for the Queen, of course.

The person above partakes in the use of a game known as 'Minecraft,' and as such uses lexicon unbeknownst (usually) to the non-minecrafting person.

The person above gives out minecraft copies like there\'s no tomorrow.

No no, of course not. All good English gentlemen know that the proper way to lead soldiery is through the passes between the hills, lest the men grow weary prior to arriving. I am quite fond of my new Lordship, it comes with a pretty castle, which I fancy.

Sir Mincespy, I do propose that you accompany some of the others to a ball tomorrow. It\'ll be gala, and is being held in honour of my ascension to the Lordship of York.

Please do take my money for such an outstanding plushy-ish kerbal.

I avenge the death of the puppy by taking the hill with an army of indestructible puppies whom kill you with their cuteness. My hill protected by wide-eyed indestructible puppies.

-2

The person above has cut off the hand of his avatar quite cruelly.

Simply bring the entire cask, my good man. It\'d make for a rather jolly day hiking in the woods on horseback, if that even counts as hiking. Riding, then?

I\'ll take four, sir. Can I have a lump for the scones too? There is nothing like extra sugar to lighten up the mood, even if it does fall off.

Good sir, I do believe you mean Thomas Edison, and not Tomas Jefferson. Jefferson is, in actuality, the 3rd President of the United States. He died over 80 years before the alleged invention of the lightbulb. Forgive me, my good man, but one cannot actually invent electricity, not without being God at the very least. Now, lets go out for tea and crumpets shall we? Oh, and please do recall that we need scones for our outing in the woods.