Fff--- I was about to post that because it had a really good rhyme. Also Could somebody say the lyrics of "GLaDOS is to blame"? I can't really understand it.
Warning: Core corruption at 100%. Alternate core detected. Alternate core, are you ready to begin the transfer? Corrupted core, are you ready to begin the transfer?
ASAS: Woohoo! I finally get to be on a plane! Me: Ok, do your job and keep me steady ASAS: WHAT THE HECK Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ASAS? MY PLANE IS SHAKING LIKE HECK AND GOING DOWN! ASAS: I'm new here! Me: But this isn't a good aircraft for newbies ASAS: OH NOOOOOOOOOO *KABOOM*