A Brief Telling of the Brief History of West Alabama On January 17th, 1896, Henry Kissenger was elected governor of the western half of Alabama. This move came as a surprise to many, who had never heard of the man - but he later went on to propel West Alabama into a new age of prosperity, seceding very quickly from the Union, with Kissenger becoming its president.. By 1909, it had the second highest GDP of any nation besides the United States which surrounded it. Kissinger grew ill, however, and rumors of a replacement quickly spread around the nation's capitol before it was announced that his son, John Henry Kissenger would follow in his place - and indeed he did upon Kissenger's death in 1932. By World War II, West Alabama was being pressured heavily by the US into joining its military endeavors in Europe and the Pacific, but it repeatedly refused. The US mostly ignored the small country until July 5th, 1946, when a minor incident at the northern border looked as though it was about to escalate to a full-blown conflict. The Soviet Union, however, announced it was forming a defense agreement with the small nation in exchange for unlimited access to its scientific and technological knowledge. With this, the US reluctantly backed off and the Soviets enjoyed many advances as a result of West Alabamanian technology, while the West Alabamanians were allowed to govern themselves as they wished (as opposed to the requirement of adopting communist policies, as Australia and Liberia had been forced to do for their defense agreements) However, this agreement was not without its problems. In 1961 when a West Alabamanian rocket slated to launch the first man into space exploded on the launch pad, killing the cosmonaut Vladislav Aleksander and several ground crew. The Soviets placed the blame solely on West Alabama - and, although relations between the two improved in the years after this, two more accidents in 1989 tested relationships once more. First was the complete loss of the Mir space station after a West Alabamanian-manufactured resupply spacecraft impacted the station at a high velocity, killing all on board. A month later, an oil drilling rig off the Soviets' eastern shore exploded, killing 40 of its 57 crew, with the cause traced to an entire line of West Alabamanian fire suppression systems which had apparently not undergone any testing whatsoever in an effort to cut manufacturing costs. As before, the Soviets placed the blame completely on West Alabama. This time, however, relationships broke down and ended with a complete severing of diplomatic relations in 1991, shortly before the fall of the Soviet Union. The US saw this as a prime opportunity to resume its attempts at re-acquiring West Alabama and all its technology, and eventually launched an occupation force in December of 1999. On January 1st, 2000, West Alabama announced its complete and total surrender to the United States, ending the short and strange history of this tiny nation. - Excerpt from "Bite-Sized History, vol. 3" by Jameson Hodgekins, Random House books, 2007, all rights reserved.